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Gallup Comes Up With Solution To Social Security Insolvency

There has long been a lot of pessimism over Social Security. Those good-for-nothing Baby Boomers are going to bankrupt the system, just like they did to Lehman Brothers and Groovy Acid-Tripping, Inc. back in the day. But something came...

Poll: American Women Unaware Nation’s Beaches And Wildlife Are Too Tough To Let a Little Oil Bother Them

Gallup wanted to find out how the Gulf’s ecosystem will react to the oil spill, so they decided to ask the experts, the American public. And according to poll results released today, American women think beaches and animals in...

Robert Gibbs Launches ‘War On Fox News’ On Gallup

ROBERT GIBBS IS SO FUCKING MEAN: "'If I was a heart patient and Gallup was my EKG, I'd visit my doctor,' Gibbs told reporters in his morning gaggle. Gibbs said the swing in the poll could be duplicated by...

The Sausage Is Piping Hot On Obama’s Taint, Or Something

Look, it's Obama's approval ratings over time! Right right right, whatever, who cares, etc. We just wanted to share Marc Ambinder's full analysis of this: "This: well -- it's been a month of sausage making, and as we learned...

Americans Who’ve Heard of ‘The Fed’ Don’t Like It, Because of … Communists?

Hey, a new survey about things people don't know: Gallup asked some random selection of Americans who haven't had their phones shut off to rate nine major federal agencies they may or may not have heard about, on the...

People Trust Overtly Evil, Profiteering Money Corporations To Reform Health Care More Than They Do Republicans

Yes: more Americans would prefer to have Satanic pharmaceutical/insurance corporations -- entities that exist solely to profit from the nation's poor health, ones that would choose to see eventual government debt default & apocalypse over the creation of a...

Gallup Has A Scoop!

And the sun is most likely to come out during the day, and dogs are most likely to eat dog food, maybe.

13% Of Americans Say Sotomayor Is Poor

This Gallup poll was conducted Tuesday, the day of Sonia Sotomayor's announcement, so the Average American should have had plenty of time to comb through and analyze Sotomayor's legal opinions before discriminating between "good" and "only fair."

GOP In Trouble BUT ONLY Among *Human* Voters

Well here's some good news for Republicans: they've finally rid the party of all non-Real Americans! ES UN ROAD TO RECOVERY? And besides, just look at how liberal this liberal poll is. Aside from "Nonwhite" -- wtf, like Martians...

Opposition To Big Liberal Spending Puts GOP Back On Track!

A new monthly Gallup poll has Congress' approval rating at 31%, and hey, that's not bad! Although the teevee kept saying that Obama and the Democrats had failed miserably during the stimulus debate while the Republicans found new life,...

STIMULUS DEBATE SAVES REPUBLICAN PARTY: From Gallup: "The American public gives President Barack Obama a strong 67% approval rating for the way in which he is handling the government's efforts to pass an economic stimulus bill, while the Democrats...

So… Which Pollsters Live, Which Will Be Killed?

After 2004, two groups were blamed for making John Kerry's loss extra sad for the liberals: those secret retards from off-the-grid caves that Karl Rove forced to vote at the last minute, and pollsters. All of the pollsters failed...

What Drugs Are The Gallup Folks Taking, And Can We Have Some?

Here is your favorite Gallup daily tracking poll, which shows Barack Obama beating John McCain by a million points in recent days. Oh and what's this, it's another Gallup poll, in collaboration with USA Today, which shows WALNUTS! winning...