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Robert Gibbs Launches ‘War On Fox News’ On Gallup

ROBERT GIBBS IS SO FUCKING MEAN: “‘If I was a heart patient and Gallup was my EKG, I’d visit my doctor,’ Gibbs told reporters in his morning gaggle. Gibbs said the swing in the poll could be duplicated by a ‘six-year-old with a crayon’ and said he doesn’t put a lot of stake in the daily poll and ‘never have.'” Heh… heh? Way to make a six-year-old cry, asshole. Gallup’s furious mother has written a letter to the principal, which is boring. [TPM, Gallup] Read more on Robert Gibbs Launches ‘War On Fox News’ On Gallup…
  beltway insiderspeak

The Sausage Is Piping Hot On Obama’s Taint, Or Something

Look, it’s Obama’s approval ratings over time! Right right right, whatever, who cares, etc. We just wanted to share Marc Ambinder’s full analysis of this: “This: well — it’s been a month of sausage making, and as we learned in July, when the sausage is in the oven, Obama can’t escape the taint of partisanship that Americans seem to be rebelling against.” That’s disgusting, Marc, whatever you wrote. [Marc Ambinder] Read more on The Sausage Is Piping Hot On Obama’s Taint, Or Something…
  new study proves it

Americans Who’ve Heard of ‘The Fed’ Don’t Like It, Because of … Communists?

Hey, a new survey about things people don’t know: Gallup asked some random selection of Americans who haven’t had their phones shut off to rate nine major federal agencies they may or may not have heard about, on the AM radio. The results are … bad news for, let’s see, Ben Bernanke? Sure! Read more on Americans Who’ve Heard of ‘The Fed’ Don’t Like It, Because of … Communists?…
  we trust the uighurs most

People Trust Overtly Evil, Profiteering Money Corporations To Reform Health Care More Than They Do Republicans

Yes: more Americans would prefer to have Satanic pharmaceutical/insurance corporations — entities that exist solely to profit from the nation’s poor health, ones that would choose to see eventual government debt default & apocalypse over the creation of a public, non-discriminatory health plan to cover actual sick people — as one of the two major American political parties debating health care reform, instead of the Republicans. (Not that the Democrats in Congress fare much better, and they shouldn’t!) Read more on People Trust Overtly Evil, Profiteering Money Corporations To Reform Health Care More Than They Do Republicans…
  great polls of our time

Gallup Has A Scoop!

And the sun is most likely to come out during the day, and dogs are most likely to eat dog food, maybe. [Gallup]
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13% Of Americans Say Sotomayor Is Poor

This Gallup poll was conducted Tuesday, the day of Sonia Sotomayor’s announcement, so the Average American should have had plenty of time to comb through and analyze Sotomayor’s legal opinions before discriminating between “good” and “only fair.” [Gallup] Read more on 13% Of Americans Say Sotomayor Is Poor…
  oh golly

GOP In Trouble BUT ONLY Among *Human* Voters

Well here’s some good news for Republicans: they’ve finally rid the party of all non-Real Americans! ES UN ROAD TO RECOVERY? And besides, just look at how liberal this liberal poll is. Aside from “Nonwhite” — wtf, like Martians or something?? — it doesn’t even show the trend with Hispanic Mexicans! Surely the GOP has made huge gains in this demographic, hmm? [Balloon Juice] Read more on GOP In Trouble BUT ONLY Among *Human* Voters…
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Opposition To Big Liberal Spending Puts GOP Back On Track!

A new monthly Gallup poll has Congress’ approval rating at 31%, and hey, that’s not bad! Although the teevee kept saying that Obama and the Democrats had failed miserably during the stimulus debate while the Republicans found new life, the country “loves” Democrats now, and hates Republicans even more. NEED MORE ERIC CANTOR. [Gallup] Read more on Opposition To Big Liberal Spending Puts GOP Back On Track!…
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STIMULUS DEBATE SAVES REPUBLICAN PARTY: From Gallup: “The American public gives President Barack Obama a strong 67% approval rating for the way in which he is handling the government’s efforts to pass an economic stimulus bill, while the Democrats and, in particular, the Republicans in Congress receive much lower approval ratings of 48% and 31%, respectively.” Republican revolution in 2010! [Gallup] Read more on …
  judgment day

So… Which Pollsters Live, Which Will Be Killed?

After 2004, two groups were blamed for making John Kerry’s loss extra sad for the liberals: those secret retards from off-the-grid caves that Karl Rove forced to vote at the last minute, and pollsters. All of the pollsters failed spectacularly on Election Day in 2004, especially with exit polls. Everyone knew that John Kerry was too much of a cocksmoker to possibly win anything, and yet these pollsters committed the CARDINAL SIN of getting Democrats’ hopes up about a national victory of any kind. But this year they tried again. Who will be first against the wall? Read more on So… Which Pollsters Live, Which Will Be Killed?…
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What Drugs Are The Gallup Folks Taking, And Can We Have Some?

Here is your favorite Gallup daily tracking poll, which shows Barack Obama beating John McCain by a million points in recent days. Oh and what’s this, it’s another Gallup poll, in collaboration with USA Today, which shows WALNUTS! winning by four points. Why is Gallup being so gay? [Gallup, USA Today] Read more on What Drugs Are The Gallup Folks Taking, And Can We Have Some?…
 

Obama Leads Hillary By So Freakin’ Much

Here’s your favorite Gallup daily tracking poll, which now shows Obama’s largest lead ever of 16 percentage points. Jesus, did a huge wave of black voters (his only constituency) register to vote in the last day or something? [Gallup] Read more on Obama Leads Hillary By So Freakin’ Much…
 

Democrats Finally Moving En Masse To One Candidate

Except they aren’t moving to one candidate, and they never will. If we had to predict November at this point, we’d say that the Supreme Court will order John McCain to serve as president until the Democrats pick a nominee, and then they’ll order that John McCain serve a full term while he’s at it. In other decisive poll news, a CNN “poll of polls” released Friday shows the two tied at 45% apiece in Indiana. Dagnabbit. [Gallup, CNN] Read more on Democrats Finally Moving En Masse To One Candidate…
 

Bitter Beer Ruins Obama’s Electoral Chances!

Communist Barack Obama is doing so poorly among the blue collars and home security dads that he is now leading Hillary Clinton by 11 points in the latest Gallup daily tracking poll. It is the largest margin he has held against Clinton this year. Elitist smoker! [Gallup] Read more on Bitter Beer Ruins Obama’s Electoral Chances!…
 

Yeah, But He Still Sucks at Bowling

Obama’s been widening the gap recently in Gallup’s daily tracking poll, probably because his opponent’s latest strategy for winning is to make everyone hate her more. It’s worked before! Once Hillary settles down into the low teens, and Barack polls as the most popular politician in world history, then the superdelegates will have no choice but to hand her the nomination. It’s all in the triangulation, people. [Gallup] Read more on Yeah, But He Still Sucks at Bowling…