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  a center-right nation

Opposition To Big Liberal Spending Puts GOP Back On Track!

A new monthly Gallup poll has Congress’ approval rating at 31%, and hey, that’s not bad! Although the teevee kept saying that Obama and the Democrats had failed miserably during the stimulus debate while the Republicans found new life, the country “loves” Democrats now, and hates Republicans even more. NEED MORE ERIC CANTOR. [Gallup] Read more on Opposition To Big Liberal Spending Puts GOP Back On Track!…
  worst president in american history

STIMULUS DEBATE SAVES REPUBLICAN PARTY: From Gallup: “The American public gives President Barack Obama a strong 67% approval rating for the way in which he is handling the government’s efforts to pass an economic stimulus bill, while the Democrats and, in particular, the Republicans in Congress receive much lower approval ratings of 48% and 31%, respectively.” Republican revolution in 2010! [Gallup] Read more on …
  judgment day

So… Which Pollsters Live, Which Will Be Killed?

After 2004, two groups were blamed for making John Kerry’s loss extra sad for the liberals: those secret retards from off-the-grid caves that Karl Rove forced to vote at the last minute, and pollsters. All of the pollsters failed spectacularly on Election Day in 2004, especially with exit polls. Everyone knew that John Kerry was too much of a cocksmoker to possibly win anything, and yet these pollsters committed the CARDINAL SIN of getting Democrats’ hopes up about a national victory of any kind. But this year they tried again. Who will be first against the wall? Read more on So… Which Pollsters Live, Which Will Be Killed?…
  important polls

What Drugs Are The Gallup Folks Taking, And Can We Have Some?

Here is your favorite Gallup daily tracking poll, which shows Barack Obama beating John McCain by a million points in recent days. Oh and what’s this, it’s another Gallup poll, in collaboration with USA Today, which shows WALNUTS! winning by four points. Why is Gallup being so gay? [Gallup, USA Today] Read more on What Drugs Are The Gallup Folks Taking, And Can We Have Some?…
 

Obama Leads Hillary By So Freakin’ Much

Here’s your favorite Gallup daily tracking poll, which now shows Obama’s largest lead ever of 16 percentage points. Jesus, did a huge wave of black voters (his only constituency) register to vote in the last day or something? [Gallup] Read more on Obama Leads Hillary By So Freakin’ Much…
 

Democrats Finally Moving En Masse To One Candidate

Except they aren’t moving to one candidate, and they never will. If we had to predict November at this point, we’d say that the Supreme Court will order John McCain to serve as president until the Democrats pick a nominee, and then they’ll order that John McCain serve a full term while he’s at it. In other decisive poll news, a CNN “poll of polls” released Friday shows the two tied at 45% apiece in Indiana. Dagnabbit. [Gallup, CNN] Read more on Democrats Finally Moving En Masse To One Candidate…
 

Bitter Beer Ruins Obama’s Electoral Chances!

Communist Barack Obama is doing so poorly among the blue collars and home security dads that he is now leading Hillary Clinton by 11 points in the latest Gallup daily tracking poll. It is the largest margin he has held against Clinton this year. Elitist smoker! [Gallup] Read more on Bitter Beer Ruins Obama’s Electoral Chances!…
 

Yeah, But He Still Sucks at Bowling

Obama’s been widening the gap recently in Gallup’s daily tracking poll, probably because his opponent’s latest strategy for winning is to make everyone hate her more. It’s worked before! Once Hillary settles down into the low teens, and Barack polls as the most popular politician in world history, then the superdelegates will have no choice but to hand her the nomination. It’s all in the triangulation, people. [Gallup] Read more on Yeah, But He Still Sucks at Bowling…
 

John McCain’s Latest Deceitful Mind Game

Eagle-eyed Wonkette operative “Jared” notices a disturbing propaganda campaign in that Gallup poll from earlier this morning: “If you look at McCain’s approval rating on that Gallup link from a couple of hours ago, it looks exactly like the northern border of the US. Dude is patriotic.” That’s exactly what he wants us to believe — he has been knowingly altering his public image for years so that the graph would look this way. He is a very, very dangerous liar. [Gallup] Read more on John McCain’s Latest Deceitful Mind Game…
 

GREAT DAY FOR A RACE SPEECH: “John McCain’s 67% favorable rating is the highest of any of the three major candidates running for president, and ties for his highest in Gallup polling history.” A hearty swig of rat poison should wash this down. [Gallup] Read more on …
 

Hillary Loses Herself Into Lead

Remember how Hillary Clinton lost the last 10 primaries, and how she must resort to hilarious racism to have any chance? Well, those primaries didn’t matter, and today she’s reclaimed the Gallup daily tracking poll lead by a safe one point over Obama. Is she only capable of gaining steam when she loses so terribly in the weeks before? Is there any way Barack can beat a lady down on her luck? That wouldn’t be very polite of him. [Gallup] Read more on Hillary Loses Herself Into Lead…
 

Hillary SURGING To American Victory!

The Gallup Daily Tracking Poll shows Hillary finally closing that deficit after a whole five or six days. She’s only losing by one point now. Call the election! Hillary wins forever, soon! Don’t, stop, thinkin’ about tomorrow… But in real life, she actually does have some vague chance of winning Wisconsin tonight, even though she’s lost every primary election since Super Tuesday. Accordingly, those wombats at the Obama campaign have “lowered expectations” dramatically via their daily talking points. So either way, they win by 50 points, in the American Voter’s mind. Read more on Hillary SURGING To American Victory!…
 

That Prissy Hillary Clinton Widens Lead?

Oof… this is not good for the Barack Hussein ObamaNation. The Feb. 3-5 Gallup daily tracking poll has her leading by 13 percentage points. THE RACE IS OVER! Until tomorrow, when he’ll somehow have locked up the nomination. [Gallup] Read more on That Prissy Hillary Clinton Widens Lead?…
 

American heroes George W. Bush and Hillary Clinton have topped Gallup’s most admired man and woman in America poll. On top of that, it’s the sixth year in a row that they’ve shared the honor. In other news, Gallup is a very credible institution. [USA Today] Read more on …
 

Huckbeez: I Can Haz Second Places?

Mike Huckabee, a.k.a. the very poor man’s Kevin Spacey, isn’t just demystifying Mitt’s pajamas in Iowa — he’s now taking on the entire world! Or at least… the entire Amerka! In a new USA Today/Gallup poll, Huckabee placed second nationally behind Rudy “Sex on the City” Giuliani, 25% to 16%. Fred Thompson and WALNUTS! came in at a close third with 15% each, Romney earned 12%, and then those two Mexican-hating dudes got like a few votes or something. On the Demrat side, it’s 39-24-15 for Clinton-Obama-Edwards; in the race for best second tier candidate, it’s 4-4-4 for Richardson-Biden-Kucinich. All this is to say that you should never eff with the secret American overlord, Chuck Norris. [USA Today] Read more on Huckbeez: I Can Haz Second Places?…
 

Laura Bush 2% More Admired Than Angelina Jolie!

A new Gallup Poll proves Americans basically “admire” anyone whose name they’ve heard on the teevee. As a result, the beloved power couple George W. Bush and Hillary Clinton take the top spots in the “male” and “female” categories — both with an unimpressive and unlucky 13%. Read more on Laura Bush 2% More Admired Than Angelina Jolie!…
 

Wonkette’s Week in Review

The blogosphere has been dominated by Domenech’s demise. Our coverage is collected here (scroll down). Candid photographs of Katherine Harris: they’re as addictive as crack, and as dangerous too. Speak incoherently and carry a big pen: President is now the longest-sitting president since Jefferson not to exercise his veto. Read more on Wonkette’s Week in Review…
 

CNN and Gallup: Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

In the words of a reader: “First Brad and Jennifer, then Nick and Jessica, and now this!” The Hotline reports: CEO Gallup Jim Clifton wrote to employees: “We have chosen not to renew our contract with CNN. We have had a great relationship with CNN, but it is not the right alignment for our future. …. CNN has far fewer viewers than it did in the past, and we feel that our brand was getting lost and diluted.” Ouch. Well, in response to news, CNN SVP Laurie Goldberg e-mailed a statement to the Hotline. Clifton’s statements “are not only unprofessional but in every respect untrue.” Clifton told CNN pres. Jim Walton “that the reason that Gallup wanted to end their partnership was that the CNN brand was so dominant that Gallup wasn’t getting the attention for the polls that they wanted.” Translation: Gallup: “You know, we’ve had some nice times with CNN. But it’s just not working. It didn’t help that CNN was just letting himself go, putting on a few extra pounds…” CNN: “Oh, that’s ridiculous! Those extra pounds are pure muscle. You just couldn’t handle it when we’d go to parties together, and every woman in the room would be checking me out!” The lovers’ quarrel continues, after the jump. Read more on CNN and Gallup: Breaking Up Is Hard To Do…