Tag: gaffes

Boob Says 'Titties'

Donald Trump Gives Boring Wrong Speech On Economy, But At Least Says ‘Titties’

Donald Trump gave another bad teleprompter speech aimed at proving he's not unhinged. Yeah, that should fix everything.

What Stupid Gaffes Are We Accusing Hillary Clinton And Bernie Sanders Of Today?

HOLD THE PRESSES. Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders did two stupid things that actually are not stupid at all and everybody needs to shut the fuck up cuz this shit is stupid. First, Bernie Sanders was "discourteous" to the Vatican....

Ted Cruz Campaign Casts Softcore Porn Performer In Ad, Then Yanks It

Ted Cruz's campaign accidentally went and hired a softcore porn performer for a recent ad touting his super-conservative values, even though the actress, Amy Lindsay, describes herself as a conservative Christian and a Republican. After it became aware of...
Caramba!

NH Primary Down To Donald Trump’s Watermelon-Sized Balls, Ted Cruz’s Vagina

In Manchester, New Hampshire, Monday night, Donald Trump continued an unbroken string of getting away with crap that would have sunk any other campaign in history, enthusiastically repeating a supporter's shout that Ted Cruz is a pussy for hesitating...
Never should have installed that Romney2012 emulator

Marco Rubio Will Pay You To Make Fun Of Him Forever And Ever

You may have missed it in all the excitement over that thrilling sportsball contest where the team with the one bunch of guys beat the team with the other bunch of guys, and there were lots of poop commercials,...
nukes

Texas Ag Commissioner Doesn’t Really Want To Nuke All The Muslims. OR DOES HE?

We all know the normal steps in political gaffe management: 1) Somebody says something really stupid, often on social media; 2) The incredibly stupid/offensive/impolitic social media post is removed; 3) A spokesperson explains that the gaffe was committed by...
When caffeine gets drowsy, it takes a little Joe Biden

Old Handsome Joe Biden Said Another Swear!

Prepare for some pissing and moaning, probably, over Old Handsome Joe Biden just being Old Handsome Joe Biden again: Thursday, at a Harvard event, His Handsomeness said a swear, kinda-sorta: “Isn’t it a bitch, I mean … that vice president...
Really, who *hasn't* wanted to yell 'Fuck you, Shakepeare!' at one time or another?

Jon Stewart: F-ck You, Shakespeare, F-ck You. (Video)

Like Yr Wonkette, Jon Stewart has a soft spot for Old Handsome Joe Biden, that loveable cutup and advocate for victims of domestic violence. But golly, OHJB can put his foot in it, can't he? Like how he referred...

Crazy Rightwing 2014 Fringe Candidates Already Dropping Like Flies

So here we are, not quite to the end of the first month of Election Year 2014, and already some of the fine crop of fringe candidates have been felled or gravely sent to the Mockatorium by their own...

Success! Romney (Barely) Ends Foreign Trip Without Savage Brawl Between Campaign And Press

Here is a Romney press secretary telling the shouty press corps assembled at the Polish Tomb of the Unknown to "shove it" and "kiss ass" and "show some respect." THEY ARE AT A HOLY SITE! (Actually, reporters, dude's...

Mitt Romney Now Losing Friends And Alienating People In Olde Anglo-Saxon-Lande Too

Oh Mitt Romney, please stop making us feel sorry for you. You go to Yurp so you can be a Celebrity Rock Star like Obama was in 2008, and "project leadership," and everywhere you go, you make people hate...

Old Handsome Joe Biden To Campaign For Pakistani 7-11 Owner Votes

God and your editrix love them some Old Handsome Joe Biden. Such cheer, such kindness, such fool things falling from his real purty mouth. Well good news for us, fellows, as the crack team at HuffPo has discovered secret...

East Haven Mayor’s Idea of Latino Outreach Is ‘Eating Some Tacos’

Four East Haven, Connecticut police officers were recently arrested by the FBI for unlawful abuse and search of some of the city's Latino residents, but Mayor Joe Maturo's immediate response to the arrests was so heinous as to suggest...

Santorum Calls Romney ‘Just a Paler Shade of What We Have’

Rick Santorum, down in South Carolina with the rest of the troupe, decided Thursday afternoon to lump Mitt Romney's proposed policies in with President Obama, further confusing the capitalism debate to the point that it now sounds like an...

Rick Perry Will Get Rid of Activist Judges As Soon As He Can Name One

Remember how Rick Perry used to be able to list a whole two things in a sentence before his mind started collapsing in on itself like a black hole vacuuming up stray brain matter? Right, that's still happening, but...

Biden Clumsily Announces He and Obama Are Running For Re-Election

You know, something tells us this is not the way President Obama wanted to announce it, but according to some comments Joe Biden blurted out at the end of an interview with the New York Times, he and Barry...