Tag: gabby giffords

Still neither jailed nor dead

Ted Nugent Disgusted By Wimpy Stabbing Victims, Just Disgusted

Ted Nugent is pretty disgusted by people who let themselves get wounded by knife-wielding maniacs. They're so pathetic.

Why Did The Democrats Have To Make Everyone Hate Guns And Be So Sad?

The Democrats made everyone in Philly have a big, old, sad. Now we need to turn that sadness into action.

Wonkagenda, Thursday, 07/28/2016

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DNC Night Three: Let’s Meet This Tim Kaine Person, Shall We? Also, Barry Bamz! A Livebloog

It's Night Three of the Democratic Convention. Let's watch together.

Gabby Giffords Is A Literal Friggin’ Superhero

Gabby Giffords is THE HERO WE NEED.

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, 07/27/2016

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Ohio Gets Second Chance To Make First Impression In Portman-Strickland Senate Deathmatch

Our Senate roundup this week moves to Ohio ("The Land Of Burning Rivers"), yet another of the states in which Democrats have a fairly good chance of flipping a Senate seat that went Republican in the Great Tea Party...
Guns grabbed: Zero. Minds changed: Also zero.

Barack Obama’s CNN Gun Control Town Hall Sells A Million More Guns, Probably

Barack Obama took his call for slightly expanded background checks for gun purchase to CNN Thursday night, in an hour-long town hall where the president took some tough questions from pro-gun activists, and made the case that any action...

Barack Obama Proposes A Few Minor Tweaks To Prevent Gun Deaths, Usual Freakout Ensues

Now that Barack Obama has nullified the Second Amendment and grabbed all the guns, we'd like to look back at the speech in which he sounded the death knell of freedom for approximately the 1,485th time in his presidency....

How Is Barack Obama Taking All Your Guns Away Today?

It's been a long seven years of waiting, but maybe, just maybe, this time Barack Obama will finally get around to confiscating all of America's guns. He's been busy selling us out to ISIS, Iran, George Soros, Mexico, and...
U MAD BRO?

Lying Liar Carly Fiorina Does Not Like Being Libeled Like A Common Sarah Palin

Carly Fiorina lying about a thing is unremarkable. What IS remarkable about this huffy, puffy, dare we say SHRILL exchange between Ms. Lies-A-Lot and CNN's Chris Cuomo is how spitting mad her persona gets when anyone suggests that perhaps...
Honestly, there has to be some logical explanation of why she's so touchy

Why Is Gabby Giffords So Shrill And Emotional About Guns?

We aren't quite sure we've finished throwing up yet in reaction to this Politico piece about that mean bitch Gabby Giffords, who has made some very cruel, unfair ads about the issue of gun control for some reason: Gabby Giffords,...
Gabby Giffords at a gun show. Obviously wants to ban all guns

Stalkers And Domestic Abusers Aren’t Allowed To Have Guns, Unfair!

OK, so if 26 dead children in Newtown, and a couple hundred dead kids since then, aren't a good enough reason to pass gun control of some kind -- even just an expansion of background checks to cover gun...

Larry Pratt Pretty Sure That Congresswomen Should Be Afraid He’ll Shoot Them, For Freedom

Oh hey look everybody! It's Larry Pratt, emperor of Gun Owners Uber Alles American Style, who we last saw making really confusing Hitler comparisons and explaining that teachers who hide in classrooms during school shootings to protect students are not...

Joe The Plumber Is Human Garbage, Again

Leading conservative intellectual Joe the Failed Politician Not-Plumber has decided that he has not spewed forth enough frothing filth to remind us all of what a horrible shitpile he is. First, he told the parents of dead kids in...