Women! They are always shopping and getting their periods and crying about how you never scrub out the toilet … that is, when they aren’t drinking pinot grigio and reading Jodi Picoult novels. This is why women have never served on the Supreme Court: because they are EMOTIONAL, see? MORE »

Watergate burglar and all-around thug G. Gordon Liddy was on NBC’s “Celebrity Fear Factor” last night. Yeah, while you were busy watching some fairies dance around in stupid girly clothes, the main plumber himself was getting repeatedly dunked in a large tank of water while Joe Rogan came all over himself with (very heterosexual) man-love. MORE »