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Today was supposed to be Rand Paul's Big Day, the one where he was able to say "look at me, DAD, I'm a big...

Talking about torture is just so yesterday. And besides, there is no reason to talk about bad things our country might have done, because...

This nugget of 2016 Campaign Intelligence from Patrick Caldwell at Mother Jones tells us that the race is getting serious: The Republicans have deployed...

Hey, don't forget: we're not just electing a president today! We're also electing a bunch of senators, many of whom have strong opinions...

Well, Newt Gingrich has at last achieved his lifelong goal of conquering the void of empty space. Just look at him out there, the...

Only one more day until CPAC, and the Revolution! Your Wonkette is pissing its pants just looking at the bill of events and all...

For a brief moment of Internet Time, everybody on the Internet loved the NMA wacky Taiwanese animated YouTube versions of the latest U.S. political...

Well, that was fast! Furry sex aficionado Rep. David Wu announced he will resign after the debt crisis negotiations are over (hahaha, so actually...

Who wants to hear about boring old "debt ceiling" issues such as old people being pushed into landfills because of no more money? What...

In a related story, now that our long national birth-certificate nightmare is over, is everyone going to have sex and make babies in the...

Congressman David Wu of Oregon did some interesting things right before his re-election in last year's midterm elections. He allegedly wandered around Oregon like...

When Juan Williams was fired for talking about being nervous around Muslims, Republicans apparently found an opening to defund public broadcasting, which should be...

Would you look at that, it's time for Halloween. Perhaps you are putting the finishing touches on your Sexy Sarah Palin/Tina Fey Costume, or...

Kids, do you like the journalism? Of course not. You don't even know what it is. But if you did, you might think it's...

Carl Paladino likes to point to his gay nephew, Jeff Hannon, as evidence that he's no homophobe. That's funny, because Jeff Hannon seems to...

Here it is, like we said: Penguins didn't always boast tuxedo-like black-and-white markings, according to a new study. The discovery of the first ancient...

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