Hey look it’s an Edwards story that is *not* about how a self-regarding butthole managed to continually embarrass himself and his family of mill workers with his bathroom-dwelling, mistress-impregnating antics. It’s a nice story about Mrs. Elizabeth Edwards, and her new furniture store in Chapel Hill! MORE »

* Note to self: personifying evil is more lucrative than previously thought. [Fishbowl DC] MORE »

A small sample of Duke’s crap — his apartment must’ve looked like an Opium Den.. MORE »