Tag Archives: funny videos

  trolling for jesus

Fox ‘Comedian’ Steven Crowder Defends Poor Embattled Jesus From Grave Insult Of People Believing What They Want

It had been a while since we heard from our old friend, union thug speed bag Steven Crowder, which was just fine with yr Wonkette. A mommyblog of our delicate constitution can only listen to so many Ashley Judd rape jokes or complaints about how trans people will destroy the integrity of the honorable sport of two people whaling on each other in a cage. If Steven Crowder had beaten a retreat from the limelight to spend his time dousing himself in Axe Body Spray and pretending not to hear all the other guys at the gym laughing as he slides two five-pound weights onto a barbell, the circus still sends plenty of clowns into the ring for us to facepalm over. Alas, this week the human-shaped anal fistula popped back up on our radar with a charming little video designed to be a middle finger poked in the eye of the 1.7 billion Muslims with whom we share this planet. Because if you can be a dick for no reason other than you like to luxuriate in your own dickishness, you can’t pass that up. Wait, what’s that, Steven Crowder? You have some sort of intellectual point you are exploring? (H)e said he wanted to get to the root of terrorism by comparing the “model citizens” of both faiths. Read more on Fox ‘Comedian’ Steven Crowder Defends Poor Embattled Jesus From Grave Insult Of People Believing What They Want…
  flotus files

Here Is Just A Video Of Michelle Obama Dancing, For Fun And Nice-Time!

Watch this video! It is our First Lady Michelle Obama and what appears to be the mom who was way too involved at your middle school/Jimmy Fallon, doing a silly dance! It is the combined birthday wish of both your Editrix Rebecca and FLOTUS Correspondent Blair that you watch this video and do not think too much about it or go looking for trouble with any idiot commenters on the YouTubez. Promise? Read more on Here Is Just A Video Of Michelle Obama Dancing, For Fun And Nice-Time!…
  nsfw

Watch Newt Gingrich Sleep With His Comical Sleeping Faces

Ever wondered what fairest Cally Gingrich wakes up to every morning? Most mornings? (The occasional morning?) No, you haven’t. But in any event, it’s this face, right here. This is Newt Gingrich, asleep, muttering nonsense about Leon Panetta, while waiting to speak to AIPAC via satellite. But really, him being asleep before the speech — who doesn’t like to sleep? — was the least embarrassing part of his address, because he didn’t really, have a… speech…. to give. Good heavens. Hang in there Newtie, good times are coming! Read more on Watch Newt Gingrich Sleep With His Comical Sleeping Faces…
  it hallucinates for you!

Election Season Gets Its First ‘Gollum Army Invasion’ Campaign Ad

Here is a political campaign ad that perfectly illustrates why it is sometimes hard to tell the difference between high-concept video art and complete crap, and why they are sometimes (usually) the same thing. WHUT, dear Vishnu, is any of this? Whatever it is, we like it. It’s equal parts D+ horror movie trailer, Taiwanese animation and History Channel stock footage slash edited over some Hans Zimmer muzak and set on repeat for an eternal minute until like magick the mists dissolve and we are transported back to space only to learn the EPA has eaten our brains. Who is the Wizard of our brave new Oz? Read more on Election Season Gets Its First ‘Gollum Army Invasion’ Campaign Ad…
  video catastrophes

Here Is Your 2011 Demon Sheep Ad, This Time With Chupacabras

There is that saying, about imitation and flattery and whatever, but all we know is that here is another insane campaign commercial starring a bunch of demon creatures, not unlike the beloved Demon Sheep of Carly Fiorina, circa 2010. This strange video does not really come close to being that terrifying, but it is still bizarre and confusing, because since when does Bigfoot live in Texas, first of all? Read more on Here Is Your 2011 Demon Sheep Ad, This Time With Chupacabras…
  fun with law

‘Child Pornography’ Now Just Excuse To Prosecute Any Kind of Speech

A 21-year-old man from Muskegon, Michigan, who, like every young person in Michigan, is unable to find work, decided to spend his spare time making a comedy YouTube video. He filmed himself singing regular, kid-geared songs to a group of children and then recut it so it looked like he was singing them a dirty song. So, you know, the kind of stuff people commonly do when they are trying to make funny videos involving children and don’t want to harm them in any way! But a few parents, the cornerstone of news sensationalism and the over-protectedness industry and, apparently, American law, complained. So a prosecutor charged this guy with creating child pornography, because why not? People love reading stories about people being charged with child pornography! Read more on ‘Child Pornography’ Now Just Excuse To Prosecute Any Kind of Speech…
  this is our zapruder film

Official (???) Alvin Greene Ad Takes On Porn Charges, Is Insanely Catchy

The New York Times cheerily announced the death of all our hopes and dreams today by announcing that Alvin Greene “is now out with his first campaign video.” Perhaps leaving his home and talking with voters in person could be forgiven by his superiors at the Daoist monastery, but surely producing a slick hip-hop video urging people to vote for him and releasing it on the Internet is incompatible with true oneness with the Way. But we here at Wonkette suspect that this video was not released by the Greene uncampaign at all! After the jump, we dismantle these patently false assertions from the so-called “paper of record” (plus we have the video itself, you must watch it, it is amazing). Read more on Official (???) Alvin Greene Ad Takes On Porn Charges, Is Insanely Catchy…
  oath-taking porn

Emergency Wonkette Endorsement: ‘Jody Hice’ For Whatever He’s Running For

More proof that Wonkette readers are the best and most attractive readers on the whole Internets! A casual mention that we aren’t up on any of the hilarious goings-on in today’s Georgia primary immediately gets us a tip from hero commenter TJBeck that we should take a good, hard look at one “Jody Hice.” Just going to his website rewards the reader with the awesomely composited hunk of Flash animation above, with the candidate and the swooping eagle and the real corporeal flag and the ghostly spirit flag behind it, all emerging from sort of dimensional portal, all set to dramatic orchestral music. But are there YouTube videos, you’re probably asking? With CGI’d words swooping around nauseatingly? Oh, yes, there are YouTube videos. Read more on Emergency Wonkette Endorsement: ‘Jody Hice’ For Whatever He’s Running For…
  worst mdma trip ever

New Ron Paul Belgian Downtempo 12-inch Drops Today

This is so great, so inspiring. In fact, we’re going into the studio today with Thievery Corporation and Kermit the Frog, who will stay up all night snorting Adderall and reading YouTube comments about FEMA death camps over a chill kind of trip-hop thing. And for the end? Let’s computer animate a motherfucking robot horse! LET’S DO IT. [YouTube] Read more on New Ron Paul Belgian Downtempo 12-inch Drops Today…
  must credit wonkette

EXCLUSIVE: Wonkette Interviews Guy Who Made That Funny Politico Video Cartoon

The greatest political satire of the decade — this funny animated movie about the Politico — appeared yesterday on some Web 2.6 internet website we’d never heard of before. So, being Washington journalists who WIN THE MOTHERFUCKING MORNING, we tracked down the writer and director, a “Peter Smith,” if that is his real name. And then we met in a wooded park in Vienna and exchanged Gmail chats through a “dead drop.” Read more on EXCLUSIVE: Wonkette Interviews Guy Who Made That Funny Politico Video Cartoon…
  that's not funny

Background Hijinks Disrupt Important Reporting Of Financial News, Weather

Here is a clip of what one flustered CNN anchor calls “two guys pretending to console each other” after yesterday’s carnage on Wall Street. (SHHH DON’T TELL ANYONE IT IS SOME SORT OF HOWARD STERN PRANK.) After the jump, Hurricane Ike comes to town … in a bear suit. Read more on Background Hijinks Disrupt Important Reporting Of Financial News, Weather…
  youtube

George W. Bush Plays Basketball, In Ireland!

Hey remember this guy? He likes to dance and haul brush, and sometimes he plays basketball with Irish youngsters. We will miss you, President Doofus, and your rad jump shot. [YouTube] Read more on George W. Bush Plays Basketball, In Ireland!…
 

Mrs. Clinton And Mr. Obama, Making Out On Video!

Sure, Hillary Clinton always refuses to discuss hypotheticals. But what if, hypothetically speaking, she were to kiss Barack Obama in the French style onstage during a debate, in front of Wolf Blitzer and millions of television viewers? Would that be awesome, or the opposite of awesome? Fortunately, Video Science has the answer! Read more on Mrs. Clinton And Mr. Obama, Making Out On Video!…
 

Bush Heralds the Apocalypse

From the savant with too much time on his hands who brought you Mike Gravel rapping comes a video of our beloved President, telling us not to fear the coming apocalypse with our new robot overlords and/or Ron Paul supporters (it’s so hard to tell the difference sometimes!). It might be the end of the world, but GWB feels fine! Read more on Bush Heralds the Apocalypse…
 

Bedtime for Bombzo

Honestly, can you blame Dick Cheney for falling asleep during yesterday’s cabinet meeting about the California fires? Cheney doesn’t want to have to listen to a bunch of boring stuff about environmental crap! Especially in California! We’ve seen this before, of course, but the last time, at least Dick had the sense to have a prop briefing on his lap that he could pretend to be “reading”. Just wake him up when he’s finally allowed to bomb Iran, OK? Read more on Bedtime for Bombzo…
 

Condi & Charlie: Together at Last!

I’ve always had fantasies about Condoleezza Rice and Charles Manson dancing the Charleston together. I know, weird, huh? But now, thanks to JibJab’s “starring you” feature, the fantasy has become thrillingly real! The embedded video is after the jump. Read more on Condi & Charlie: Together at Last!…
 

Guest Editor Relieved by Chris Dodd’s Hair Disclosures

Good morning! Princess Sparkle Pony here, and I’ll be tarting the place up today and tomorrow as guest blogger. I don’t know about you, but few things are more important to me than what grows out of the heads of the various presidential candidates, and I’m not talking about the extra face on the back of Dennis Kucinich’s noggin (have you ever seen a photo of the back of his head? I didn’t think so.)! Read more on Guest Editor Relieved by Chris Dodd’s Hair Disclosures…
 

United: Hitch And The Hammer!

That’s ostensible born-again Christian Tom DeLay and ostentatious, drunken God-hater Christopher Hitchens making nice with each other at the Hill’s book fair last week! Some puckish individual thought it would be funny to sit them next to each other and watch them squabble about religion or something. Little did they know that Hitch’s hatred of all gods would dovetail nicely with DeLay’s hatred of the Muslim god and they’d have a high old time together while hawking their lame books. Read more on United: Hitch And The Hammer!…
 

Rumors On The Internets: Underboss of This Holocaust

* Tom Daschle will see if he’s got what it takes to sink the Obama campaign. [Political Wire] * Walnuts! campaign too broke to have separate interns for coffee and donuts. [On Call] * Even testimony from a “natural family planning” advocate gets a director’s cut. [My Left Nutmeg] * British hostages in Iran subject to the torture of captivity without iPod. [thisislondon] * University of Florida soon to have a Jeb Bush School For Kids Who Don’t Read Good. [alligator] * Australian humor mostly lost on Hillary. [PrezVid] * Google Maps-Darfur genocide mash-up — is there anything it can’t do? [Reuters Read more on Rumors On The Internets: Underboss of This Holocaust…