Wonkette

Did Jerry Lewis (ask your grandparents) really call somebody an “illiterate faggot” in the exhausting final hours of the Labor Day Telethon? Hell if I know! I’d have to watch the video to find out, so get back to me on that one, will you? In other news, it turns out that the Labor Day Telethon still exists! [After Elton]

The National Journal’s Hotline has posted a video of Joe Biden at his Bidenest, spreading good cheer to all the delightfully-spotted foreheads in his neighborhood:

In thanking a young Indian-American man for the support of his Indian-American group, Sen. Biden touts how Indians are the fastest growing immigrant group in Delaware and says, “You CANNOT go into a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts without an Indian accent.”

And it’s not on the video, but we imagine that Joe went on to claim, “I also love that one god of yours, the one with all the arms… the elephant one? What’s his name? Baba Ganoush?” And his sure-to-be successful campaign for the presidency marches onward to the strains of a thousand sitars all playing in unison. MORE »