Slow news day so far — CNN is reporting on the prosecution of a German cannibal. So we bring you these two screen caps. This one’s from the New York Sun: MORE »

To quote our tipster: “Take the what challenge, now?” MORE »

If it’s a poll, we know how we’re voting. MORE »

Please note, as reflected in the purple-versus-blue colors for the hyperlinks, that we have not visited the sites for “LoveHoney UK Sex Toys” and “Dr Joel Kaplan (The Original) Penis Pump.” MORE »

But you didn’t need to change your lead photo on our account: MORE »

But matching a face with a name presents the Posties with more of a challenge: MORE »

Maybe Chris Matthews has “almost transparent knowledge of your soul.” But can he predict the future, like Wolf Blitzer? MORE »

Come to think of it, America is just like a medium rare steak: it’s red in the center.

Government Investigators Smuggled Radioactive Materials Into U.S. [CNN] MORE »

As you have probably noticed, we are continuing to experience some technical difficulties around here. But hey, at least we are in good company: MORE »

We realize that service journalism or “news you can use” tends to do well on the NYT “Most E-mailed Articles” list. But unless we’ve discovered that grapefruit juice can power our cars, this seems a bit ridiculous — the total triumph of fluff over substance. MORE »

Earlier this afternoon, before replacing it with a photograph of Gov. Mike Rounds, CNN had this graphic up on its website: MORE »