Tag: funny pictures

Cartoon Violence Makes War On Politico’s Matt Wuerker

It is easy to forget sometimes that D.C. area event planner Politico actually won a Pulitzer Prize in 2012. Not for their morning-winning, afternoon-winning news coverage, mind you, (lol, u guys.) but for their editorial cartoons, drawn by this...

Tampa RNC, Day Deux: We Have Seen Steve Doocy, Now We Can All Go Home!

Steve Doocy is nobody's sex object (except your weird sister, who is weird), and yet look at how he knows how to hold his face in front of a camera without twisting his mouth up all tarded and willing...

Someone Please Assure Us That This ‘Steampunk Palin’ Comic Is An Elaborate Prank

Everyone should drop what they're doing right now and give a million Pulitzers to the Comics Alliance for blowing the lid off of an upcoming "Steampunk Palin" comic book/graphic novel/spank mag. It is (obviously) about a near-future...

Here Is Photo Proof That Newt Gingrich Is Finally President of Space

Well, Newt Gingrich has at last achieved his lifelong goal of conquering the void of empty space. Just look at him out there, the brave emperor of a vast, dark and lonely realm surrounded by his only true companions,...

And Here Is a Photo of Michele Bachmann Disguised As a Pig

This is your Monday Fun Post picture of famous nut Michele Bachmann dressed in some kind of furry costume whilst campaigning for reelection in Hugo, Minnesota this weekend. That's nice. Is this because Michele Bachmann loves pork barrel spending...

Congratulations, Your ‘I’m With Mitt’ Photos Are Shameful Filth

Whoops, it turns out that when you wheedle your Editrix into doing a Wonkette contest she expects you to judge the contest! What a meanie. Because your Comics Curmudgeon does not like saying no to people or...

Send Us Your Dumb Romney-App Instagram Pix, If You Want To Be Cool

OK, yes, ha ha, we've all had a good laugh about the fact that version 1.0 of Mitt Romney's world-beating With Mitt iPhone app proclaimed that he would proudly lead his real home nation of "Amercia," but I think...

It’s Been Another Banner Day in News About Truck Nutz

Nashville Nutz Alert operative "Ames" sends your Wonkette this delightful nature photograph of Truck Nutz roaming free and happy in the wilds of a Tennessee parking lot, for all of us to enjoy. Savor it while you can! The...

Everyone Is Playing With Etch A Sketches, Because of Politics!

Romney guy Eric Fehrnstrom sure made a funny when he went on television today and said of the general election, "It’s almost like an Etch A Sketch. You can kind of shake it up and restart all of over...

Whoops, Rod Blagojevich ‘Got Lost’ on Way to Federal Prison

Here is Rod Blagojevich having a grand old time on his way to a federal prison in Colorado, according to this grainy shot from NBC Chicago. Is he excited for jail? Or does he know something we don't know?...

Which GOP Presidential Candidate Looks Best With His Shirt Off?

It is now time for an important Phriday Photo Phun Contest! Buzzfeed's continuing mission to unearth every possible comical Romney clan photo from the far corners of the Internet has finally hit pay dirt with some hawt topless Mitt...

Watch Newt Gingrich Sleep With His Comical Sleeping Faces

Ever wondered what fairest Cally Gingrich wakes up to every morning? Most mornings? (The occasional morning?) No, you haven't. But in any event, it's this face, right here. This is Newt Gingrich, asleep, muttering nonsense about Leon Panetta, while...

Throw Your Vote In The Trash Right Here

Wonkette back-alley trash operative "Jim S." sends us this Super Tuesday Polling Pic of democracy in action in Huntington, Virginia, where some rascally teenagers or volunteer poll workers put a comical "Vote Here" sign over the fetid waste depositories....

Send Us Your Ludicrous Super Tuesday Pix/Stories, For America

Super Tuesday: It is like Christmas, but it's about politics! And we must treasure it before it dies off for another four years. And so your Wonkette is in the memory collection business today, again, and demands that you...

Which Terrible Picture of Bill Maher vs. The Pope Won Our Ticket Contest?

Because of the upcoming April 1 performance of teevee's anti-Jesus person Bill Maher at the Bethesda Strathmore Music Center, we had a pair of tickets to give away to the Wonkette reader who could make the most troubling computer...