Tag: funny jokes

Peggy Noonan Plays A Clever Rhetorical Trick! Watch Carefully And See If You Can Catch It!

You guys! Peggy Noonan wrote a very, very persuasive column that plays a funny "trick" on the reader! See if you can guess where she is heading with this! Just guess! It is astonishing and cannot go unremarked that Mississippi’s...

At Texas Legislator’s Car Dealership, Tasings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

A Houston man with no sense of humor is suing his former employer, a car dealership co-owned by Texas State Rep. Patricia Harless, after coworkers attacked him with a stun gun in what the coworkers were certain was a...

Daily Caller Dances On Ghost Andrew Breitbart’s Internet Grave

Yesterday the Internet had such fun with the piling-on of Poor Ben Shapiro's "Friends of Hamas" journabacle, and his subsequent feverish quadrupling-down. It was such fun that even Ghost Andrew Breitbart's goosesteppers-in-arms, Tucker Carlson's Daily Caller, got in on...

Rodeo Clown Figgers Rodeo-Goers Will Just Love Racist Joke About Michelle Obama

We don't know if you have heard, but Michelle Obama IS BLACK, YOU GUYS, GROSS. That was the punchline of the hilarious joke that tickled the earholes of all the attendees at the Creston Classic Rodeo, in the golden...

‘Pretend It’s Obama’ Suggests Hilarious Lady As Rick Santorum Shoots at Target

Here is the funniest joke you will ever hear, falling from the nicotine-stained teeth of a southern belle: "Pretend it's Obama!" It's funny, you see, because Rick Santorum is shooting a gun! As her friends laugh and laugh at...

‘Don’t Re-Nig’ Lady Has Magic Dictionary That Says ‘N-Word’ Is Not Racist

We're not sure what "dictionary" Miz Paula Smith of Hinesville, Georgia, "reads," but she clearly has Knowledge on her side when she says the n-word "is not racist." Roger Friedman of Forbes got Miz Smith on the tallyphone to...

Gridiron Dinner Features Usual Masturbatory Hijinks, Minus The President

Barack Obama missed out on the much-ballyhooed Gridiron Dinner this weekend, an event in which journalists and politicians sit around very expensive tables with long white linen tablecloths and quietly give each other handjobs. Instead the president stayed at...

John McCain’s Hilariously Canned One-Liner About Barack Obama And Jimmy Carter!

John McCain enjoys a well-deserved reputation as a charismatic, maverick jokester with a devastating wit. Plus, he likes Ernest Hemingway, so he knows good writin'! So it's no surprise that, a minute and a half into an interview with...