CNN
Three CNN Headlines: Eat Your Heart Out
Tuesday, May 9th, 2006Oh CNN, what would we do on slow news days without you? MORE »
CNN
Did They Offer Him a Free ‘Dessert’?
Monday, May 1st, 2006
We hear that the ‘mocha mud pie’ is pretty good. MORE »
FUNNY HEADLINES
What’s Really Wrong With Our Immigration Policy
Tuesday, April 25th, 2006
We need to let May Andersen enter this country to perform a job that no American will do: pose on the beach in an itsy-bitsy swimsuit, for thousands of dollars. MORE »
MEDIA
Friday Fun With Headlines and Blogger Jargon
Friday, April 21st, 2006
They did that while fisking him. Then they blogrolled him onto his stomach, and pinged him so hard, he couldn’t walk right for a week… MORE »
FUNNY HEADLINES
It Was Just Trying To Make Up for Helping All Those Perverts
Thursday, April 20th, 2006
See? MySpace can be a force for good in the universe. MORE »
SUPREME COURT
Favorite Headline of the Day
Wednesday, April 19th, 2006
Quips our correspondent: “And all this time, we thought it was optional.” MORE »
JESSICA CUTLER
Guess That’s One Way of Describing It
Tuesday, April 18th, 2006
Boy, we need to get out more often… MORE »
CRIME
Gotta Love Those Red States
Tuesday, April 18th, 2006And now, some news from Oklahoma City: MORE »
WHITE HOUSE
Because It’s a Long Drive to 2007
Monday, April 17th, 2006… and Uncle Yosh isn’t making any rest stops: MORE »
CAPITOL HILL
A Model for Congressional Ethics Reform
Monday, April 17th, 2006If ethics reform should rest upon greater disclosure and transparency, then let’s follow the “Nigerian soccer” approach: MORE »
