President Cop-Killer announced yesterday, or today, or some time recently, that he will be making a few stops in Virginia and North Carolina this week to talk up health care with a carefully vetted ensemble of malaria-stricken blind quadriplegics and morbidly obese comatose pancreatic cancer patients, none of whom can afford all the gizmos and elixirs and magical goat’s blood that they need. Bad form, Nobama — don’t you know that the Raleigh area is the Northern Wake Republican Club’s territory, as marked by their piss? And, thanks to Wonkette operative “notsofreshfeelings,” we have obtained their protest strategy e-mail for Wednesday’s event. And you better believe that they’re cookin’ up some devastating slogans for their Obama-kryptonite signs. MORE »

Thanks Erick! August 1, hmm… ah, nevermind, that’s when our programs are on. But if any Wonkette readers would like to partake in RedState Rumspringa 2009, you can “show your commitment to attend by locking in” for a small price. [RedState]

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