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Posts Tagged ‘funny crimes’

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INSANE Hilltards On Vandalism Rampage?

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Obama smokes crack and eats cold Popeye'sSo this guy in Orlando was driving, at night, when he suddenly noticed a gazillion cars all covered in goofy graffiti saying “Obama smokes crack.” But that’s only the beginning of the troubling evidence at the crime scene pointing to a NOBAMA PUMA Just Say No Deal Hillary Clinton 4 EVA Conspiracy. MORE »