Barack Obama and John McCain have been sending e-mails to their supporters (and various others) offering sex, for money. But it is not prostitution, because they speak in euphemisms. An e-mail from Obama campaign manager David Plouffe asks in the subject line "Dinner with Barack?" Maybe Barack should man up and e-mail us himself, or better yet, pick up the damn telephone. John McCain, for instance, sends out
his own sex e-mail, subject line "Ride With Me On The Straight Talk Express." Lord knows how many times that's worked over the years (mostly with starstruck reporters). Anyway,
here is how you can sign up for a sex dinner with Barack Obama, and
here is John McCain's imaginary erection.
Wonkette
Hillary Clinton's campaign has acknowledged that it is $20 million in debt. Who cares? That's about a fifth of the money she and Bill have made in the last seven years, and Barack will help ease some of it when she quits. She can put a few more weeks on her AmEx if she wants to, and she might as well at this point: Let her run out the rest of the primaries, everyone will decide, and the only thing pushing her out will be her old nemesis, Math, finally set-in-stone. And then she'll sue and take it to the convention where Al Gore will become president, again. [Washington Post]
DON'T PEOPLE HAVE SUBPRIME MORTGAGES TO PAY?: Hillary Clinton's campaign is somehow en route to raise TEN MILLION SMACKEROONIES between last night's victory and tonight. [
