Tag: fundraising

Tomorrow’s The Day For Georgia Democrats To Get Off Their Butts And Vote For Jon Ossoff

Hey! Special election Tuesday! Let's take a seat away from the Rs and give 'em noogies, too!
What do you people want from me? Leadership? Pffft.

Donald Trump Will Raise Money For Republicans Just As Soon As He Figures Out How That Benefits Him

Donald Trump doesn't see why he should hold fundraisers for the GOP anymore. What have they ever done for him?
The one on the left looks awful familiar for some reason

Oh Hey Rand Paul Is Still Running For A Thing. Remember Him? Your Senate Sunday!

Kentucky may be having one historic Senate election, but nobody's paying much attention. Let's fix that!

Your Senate Sunday: What’s The Deal With The Dakotas? Do We Really Need Two?

This week's profile of 2016's U.S. Senate races is chock full of Dakotas. Sorry, not the Fanning girl.
Quick, say something about a rigged system again.

Donald Trump Paying Out The Nose To Donald Trump, Now He’s Got Other People’s Money

Donald Trump jacked up the rent his campaign pays him as soon as the donations started rolling in. Who says he's not a business genius?
Would you buy a used car from this PAC?

‘Pro’ Bernie Sanders Fake Super PAC Spent All Your Twenty-Seven Dollarses At The Disco

Look, a post about Bernie Sanders and we are not even punching Bernie Sanders! HOORAY!
Let Them Eat Trump Steaks

You Will Completely Believe How Good Trump Campaign Has Been For Trump-Owned Businesses

Donald Trump's campaign has been great business for Donald Trump. And any business owned by his family.
Cowboy Bebop at his computer

At Least Nevada Wingnut Sharron Angle Didn’t Say She Is Nelson Mandela

Perennial Nevada looniebird Sharron Angle, who's pursuing another hilarious run for the U.S. Senate, would like us all to think about the coming metaphorical war for the soul of these United States, and whether we are prepared to fight...

New Hampshire’s Kelly Ayotte And Maggie Hassan Gonna Lady-Fight For Senate Seat

Happy Easter, Wonkers! We hope you have all been inspired by the annual rites celebrating the rebirth of pagan fertility gods as distilled through Christian cultural hegemony. Or that you'll at least chow down on half-priced chocolate bunnies tomorrow....
It's almost as if we wanted one of these gents to look bad.

Russ Feingold Seeks To Retake Senate Seat From Teabagger Crapsack Ron Johnson

We've got another fun Senate race for you this week, kids, and this one's actually a rematch: In Wisconsin, former Sen. Russ Feingold wants to win back the seat that teabagger, would-be Obamacare-murderer, and all around schmuck Ron Johnson...

Let’s Meet The Sexy Montana Navy SEAL Stud Who Will Obviously Be Next House Speaker!

When I first met Wonkette in person, at the 2012 Republican National Convention, she was drunkenly helping me post an exclusive about an unhinged Obama-bashing ad (focused laser-like on Obama's destructive surrender-bowing tendencies), which I had just obtained from...
Dang it, Bobby....

Bobby Jindal, You Have Failed. Go Home NOW!

Presidential "candidate" Gov. Bobby Jindal really needs to start thinking about packing it in, instead of spending all his time trying to blame absent fathers for school shootings or whining about persecuted Christians. Turns out Jindal is about as...

Three Guys Who Will Never Be President Have A Catfight

Oh such exciting times in the Republican primary! It's been a couple of days of hot Donald-on-Rand-on-Ted action, and with any luck, it'll turn into one of those cartoon fights with a big cloud of dust with a fist...
A moment of lucidity

Strangely Lucid Rand Paul ‘Filibusters’ Patriot Act, Will Get Back To Being Insane Tomorrow

Rand Paul spoke for 10 1/2 hours Wednesday against the Patriot Act and NSA surveillance, doing that thing that he does where he makes a lot of sense for a while before his next inevitable plunge into pure libertarian...
That's Why I Love Mankind

How Much Money Will God And Liberals Send To Maine Family Planning Group?

Looks like the Culture Wars have spilled over from food fights to competing claims of divine intervention in fundraising campaigns. With the Great Indiana Gay Pizza Crisis (please give generously) finally at an end -- or at least the...