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Mitt Romney: Why Can’t Amercia Be More Like China?
Oh goody, more incriminating audio from a Mitt Romney fundraiser. This one is from a fundraiser he and his wife attended at the Irvine, California, home of David Horowitz (a different David Horowitz) back in March, and although Mittens didn’t insult half of the nation, he DID say that Obama considers businesspeople “a necessary evil” [...]
Internet Wants To Buy Old Handsome Joe Biden A Trans Am For Teh Lulz, Charity
You know that one Onion story that’s nearly mandatory in any discussion of the general awesomeness of Old Handsome Joe Biden, right? (Frankly, we doubt we even needed to link to it, but it’s a habit by now.) You probably also know that Biden knows about the meme, and thinks it’s “hilarious,” right? You might [...]
Romney Tape Is Missing Two Minutes That Will Probably Lose Obama The Election
Two days after everything changed because Mitt Romney made clear he really, truly does not care for 47% of America, conservative bloggers have finally found the key to saving Romney’s ass from the comments they also think are entirely, completely awesome: there are two minutes missing from the 49 minutes of otherwise unbroken, unedited video, [...]
Communism Invades Romney Rent Party As Very Important Lady Only As Important As All Others
It was a crushing moment, surely, a black hole of existential despair. How can you be a VIP when everyone is equally VI? What is this, communism? Did they not see her shiny Range Rover? Did they not see her shiny chiffon dress? Did they not hear the money in her voice? Did they not [...]
Mitt Romney Holds Human Fund-Raiser In Lucille Bluth’s Apartment
It is right and proper that Mitt Romney should hold a fund-raiser, to raise human funds, at the Balboa Bay Club in Newport Beach. Nixon and Barry Goldwater holed up here at various points in their paranoid dotages; John Wayne was on its board of governors; you can get a drink at Duke’s, a bar [...]
Romney’s New Best Friend: The Dude Who Bragged About Private Jet While His Coal Mine Collapsed
Did you know? Some of Mitt Romney’s best friends own coal mines! Especially the kind that collapse and kill six workers and three (would-be) rescuers after years and years of reports and fines for unsafe work places. (The Mine Safety And Health Administration is tyranny, everyone knows that.) And that is why this coal-magnate dude [...]
Sorry We Missed Your Birthday, Ann Romney!
Ann ‘Quintomom’ Romney, an unemployed housewife with five children, has recently gained recognition due to her stressed domestic situation. With a husband on the road almost seven days a week, she doesn’t have a chance to have any ‘Ann Time.’ When her story took to the air, the heartstrings of a selfless job creator were [...]
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