Hey everybody, remember Ken Starr? He was the dour little lawyer who spent about a billion dollars of your money so we could know what color GAP dress Bill Clinton spooged on. Today we learn that Starr’s Chicago law firm is also obsessed with a Clinton, but this time it’s Hillary. MORE »

* Hillary Clinton’s “One Week, One Million” fund-raising campaign taps into the base impulses of Net surfers. [TechPresident]
* The eyebrow-plucking alligator shoe wearing set is behind you all the way. [GQ]
* Cunningham/Foggo clusterfuck moves on from Watergategate/Hookergate to Highestlevelsofpowercoveringupreallyheavyshitgate. [TPM]
* The 1/2 Hour News Hour is decidedly less funny that the 23 1/2 other hours on Fox, says Olbermann. [C&L]
* How about a vice president who’s on teevee any hour of day or night? McCain/Thompson ‘08. [Hotline on Call]
* Billy Frist the kitty murderer gets older today. [Lawyers, Guns and Money]
* September 11, 2001: the best day of Rudy Giuliani’s life. [Media Matters]