fund-raising

OH ALSO AFTER DINNER THERE'S AN ORGY 9:13 am May 11, 2012

Romney Fans To Gobble Down Sex Pills At Posh Fundraiser

Real Americans everywhere are recoiling in disgust at Mitt Romney’s latest campaign move: He’s inviting the wealthiest plutocrats to dine with him on Star Island, a literally insular retreat of the rich and powerful near Miami. The fat cats will have to pony up $50,000 apiece just to bask in Mitt’s presence, with the campaign [...]

TITANIC 1:20 pm August 12, 2010

People Actually Showed Up To Charlie Rangel’s Sad Birthday Party Fundraiser

by Jack Stuef

Charlie Rangel’s birthday party was very inconvenient for state Democratic politicians. On the one hand, he is an utter disgrace slowly being brought down, at long last, by ethics charges. On the other hand, there were free “heaping plates of roast beef, goat cheese and onion rings.” But Charlie Rangel resorted to pitifully desperate measures [...]

COME TO BOWSER'S CASTLE RICH PEOPLE 1:17 pm August 9, 2010

Mark Penn To Shove Money Into His Pants For Charlie Crist

by Jack Stuef

Oh, this is fun: Mark Penn, Hillary Clinton’s former fat Komodo dragon advisor, and “Bride of Mark Penn” are hosting a fundraiser at their Washington home for Charlie Crist. Charlie Crist, you remember, used to be a Republican, and Mark Penn used to be a pile of lizard poop upon which some nuclear waste leaked. [...]

WHERE IS ERIC BANA? WHAT DID THEY DO TO ERIC BANA? 12:52 pm August 9, 2010

Ad: Country Exploding In Slow Motion While Obama Raises Money

by Jack Stuef

The Republican Party has taken this movie trailer meme and really run with it. Oh, did you think this summer was rather boring in terms of political news? YOU THOUGHT WRONG. That music that plays in slow-motion terrorism movies is playing, and it seems our black president is raising money for his party’s candidates as [...]

DEMOCRATS 1:28 pm July 31, 2007