- Here are the predictions of Igor Panarin, some sort of soothsaying Slavic gypsy, in which China, Mexico, and Canada all go halfsies on a ruined United States. [Gawker]
- How does Bush sleep at night? With Barney, the demonic hallucination-inducing terrier thing. [GQ]
- The Republican National Committee is going rogue! The RNC is holding leadership talent shows without involvement from the actual Republican Party. [CNN Political Ticker]
- The Governor of Oregon would like to institute a “mileage tax” instead of a gas tax, under which drivers would pay for roads based on how much they use them. Jonah Goldberg’s panties are in such a twist over this idea that he will quote Macbeth for no conceivable reason. [The Corner]
- The MSM has declared that Caroline Kennedy is unfit to be a human being, let alone Replacement Hillary, because of the frequency with which she says “you know.” [Politico]
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