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Way back in January 2000, John McCain was winning New Hampshire, George W. Bush didn’t matter, and Hillary Clinton was in the White House. So much has changed. Thanks for being part of our fun-filled New Hampshire coverage. We have more reports and video and photos and detritus that we’ll be posting in the morning, but it’s pretty much a wrap for tonight — 86% of the precincts have managed to turn in ballots, and there’s really only 6,000 votes between Hill’s big victory and Barry’s tragic race-based loss. If you want a quick bullet-point link list, you are in luck because we are posting one right here: MORE »

Wonkette will kick off its firsthand, groundbreaking, on-the-scene coverage of the 2008 primary season this weekend in quaintest New Hampshire colony! Yours truly will team up with Liz “Videographer to the Stars” Glover to provide five days and four nights of investigative New Journalism. Coverage will start with frequent updates tomorrow afternoon, like 1 or 2 p.m. or maybe later, through the weekend and Monday and Tuesday (the day it happens!). MORE »

They’re immune to all laws, they can throw you in the gulag for any reason at all, and they can lock up all your money and property if you’re “impeding” whatever crazed satanic bullshit they’re doing now or in the future. So what can Congress or the Military or you, the hapless citizen, actually do to stop them? We’ve consulted top historians and constitutional scholars — the ones that came up on the first page of the Google search, anyway — and they’ve got some fun advice for America. MORE »

Beloved Jeopardy champion Ken Jennings is running for president! Well, not really “running,” but he does say if Wonkette’s DRAFT JENNINGS (NOT WAYLON, NOT PETER, ONLY KEN) campaign actually works, he will simultaneously refuse the nomination and serve just like Reagan, by taking naps all day long. MORE »

Yep, it’s pretty much as totally awesome as you’d expect. Join us on this magical journey through the world of imagination and multibillion-dollar boondoggles, after the jump.

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We don’t know what it has to do with teaching kids about the proper disposal of Nuclear Waste, but the Yucca Mountain Youth Zone has some sort of flash game that has kept us distracted and unable to work for like an hour now. The first Federal Government Website for Kids that Mom and Dad can enjoy too? MORE »