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Posts Tagged ‘fucktards’

Washington Mutual Collapses; McCain Destroys Bailout Deal

Friday, September 26th, 2008

Sleepwalkin' McCain, that scary old dude is so insaneThere are no more nights in politics or business — only the endless horrible grind of collapse and fuckery, 24 hours a day, including this newest chapter in our latest, greatest depression: Washington Mutual has collapsed, and was closed by the Federal Government late Thursday night. It’s the biggest bank failure in U.S. history. And the bipartisan congressional-White House-Treasury bailout deal that might have stopped the bloodshed, well John McCain visited Washington for the first time in half a year and wrecked EVERYTHING. MORE »


Finally, Brave Congress Will Investigate iPhones

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007

With the last troops home from Iraq, the deficit paid off, George W. Bush behind bars and Dick Cheney successfully hanged, tomorrow Congress will hold hearings on the iPhone. MORE »


Sodomy With a Nine Iron

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

* “How do you say no to someone without feeling a touch guilty?” [Bloomingdale (for now)]
* The storm didn’t seem that bad, but apparently it wreaked havoc. [ABC 7 News]
* The truce is over? Shit. [In Shaw (now with more gentrification)]
* Could someone get The DCeiver a “fucktardese” translator? [The DCeiver]
* “Basically, if you buy your car out of state and then register your car in DC, there is something they call ‘Title Excise Tax.’ I call this ’sodomy with a nine-iron.’” [Drift Reality]