Tag: fucktards

MN State Senator: Integration ‘Ruined’ Minneapolis But He Still Likes Blacks

Let's just do the direct quote thing: "The system is broke. My best friends are minority. They think integration is foolish. It's a ploy. It's to get more money." Minnesota state senator Dan Hall, R-Burnsville. He says he graduated...

Dumb Hick Mosque Haters Can’t Even Spell ‘Ground Zero’

Did you spend the weekend rocking out to the Mosquetard anthem "Keep Your Hands To Yourself"? Well then maybe you've already noticed this special part of the video, at 0:39, when the Doofus Forces of Justice raise this banner...

Yokel Slobs Protesting NYC Mosque Mistake Local Black Carpenter From WTC Construction Site For Scary 9/11 Muslim

Are you super scared about the Islams building a swimming pool so close to 9/11? Is there anything about lounging around in a burqini in Thomas Jefferson's version of the Koran? Exactly. So what happens when a "union carpenter...

Anti-Mural Arizona Councilman Getting His Radio Job Back?

Remember our good Caucasian friend Steve Blair, who lost his job at KYCA radio in the Arizona town of Prescott last month after making his mountain village look like KKK City? According to the official blog of Arizona, Prescott...

Steve Forbes Craps On Robert Byrd’s Fresh Grave

Robot-dweeb asswipe Steve Forbes was such a great Republican Presidential Candidate that absolutely no-one can remember that Steve Forbes did this, not so long ago. Has he vanished up the anus of his inherited wealth? No, of course not....

Sick of Arizona Hatreds? Here’s Some Tennessee Hatreds

Well this is just awful: an African-American couple who were about to close on a vacation home in Lebanon, Tennessee found “a drawing of a man hanging from a noose and a racial epithet sketched on the property's masonry...

Arizona Councilman/Radio Host Fired For Racist Anti-Mural Campaign

A little bit of justice? Maybe. A news website and tourism agency in Prescott, Arizona, announced in the dead of night that Prescott city councilman and local-wingnut KYCA talk-show idiot Steve Blair has been fired from his radio show...

Hmm Could This Whole Anti-Government TeaBag Mob Backfire On Republicans?

It seems kind of crazy to think that encouraging a bunch of ignorant, racist, paranoid fucktards to hate the United States Government might actually backfire on the Republicans who would like to be in charge of that very same...

CNN’s New Star Just ‘Too Passionate’ When He Called Michelle Obama a ‘Marxist Harpy,’ Etc.

CNN's new anchorman, RedState turd Erick Erickson, is very sorry for calling David Souter a "goat-fucking child molester" because, uh, people are so offended by Erickson's dumb bullshit that they yelled at his wife! (The nerve!) So, what Erick...

Texas Secession Movement Gaining Momentum, With the Rest of America

Fine, Austin is "okay." And lightly populated West Texas is very nice, what with Big Bend National Park and the Mexican town of El Paso and whatever, as it's really part of the Southwest. But Texas, that dipshit dismal...

THANKS FOR NOTHING! Oh hey you can go "thank" old what's-his-name, the guy who is still technically the president! No room for a special message, so your Wonkette just left "Fukk You Assclown" as our "e-signature." PS -- Do...

Washington Mutual Collapses; McCain Destroys Bailout Deal

There are no more nights in politics or business -- only the endless horrible grind of collapse and fuckery, 24 hours a day, including this newest chapter in our latest, greatest depression: Washington Mutual has collapsed, and was closed...

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