Tag Archives: fucktards

  'some of my best friends ...'

MN State Senator: Integration ‘Ruined’ Minneapolis But He Still Likes Blacks

Let’s just do the direct quote thing: “The system is broke. My best friends are minority. They think integration is foolish. It’s a ploy. It’s to get more money.” Minnesota state senator Dan Hall, R-Burnsville. He says he graduated with a sixth-grade reading level, so god only knows how much worse it would be if he went to school with negroes! Whut? Read more on MN State Senator: Integration ‘Ruined’ Minneapolis But He Still Likes Blacks…
  visions of america

Dumb Hick Mosque Haters Can’t Even Spell ‘Ground Zero’

Did you spend the weekend rocking out to the Mosquetard anthem “Keep Your Hands To Yourself”? Well then maybe you’ve already noticed this special part of the video, at 0:39, when the Doofus Forces of Justice raise this banner in support of “Groud Zero, the monument to terrorism!” Read more on Dumb Hick Mosque Haters Can’t Even Spell ‘Ground Zero’…
  it's as if they don't like black people either

Yokel Slobs Protesting NYC Mosque Mistake Local Black Carpenter From WTC Construction Site For Scary 9/11 Muslim

Are you super scared about the Islams building a swimming pool so close to 9/11? Is there anything about lounging around in a burqini in Thomas Jefferson’s version of the Koran? Exactly. So what happens when a “union carpenter who works at Ground Zero” stops by the idiot demonstration to ask why these yokels are coming to New York and making a stink about something that has literally nothing to do with their lives of driving gas-guzzlers around some half-abandoned exurb somewhere while listening to AM radio and hissing through their dentures at the Taco Bell for letting all those Messicans into Real America? Watch the awful video and find out for yourself! Read more on Yokel Slobs Protesting NYC Mosque Mistake Local Black Carpenter From WTC Construction Site For Scary 9/11 Muslim…
  Satan wins

Anti-Mural Arizona Councilman Getting His Radio Job Back?

Remember our good Caucasian friend Steve Blair, who lost his job at KYCA radio in the Arizona town of Prescott last month after making his mountain village look like KKK City? According to the official blog of Arizona, Prescott eNews, Blair’s old bosses at KYCA have already forgiven him for all his racist hijinks and are bringing him back on their team. One vanilla “Welcome Back” cake coming right up! Read more on Anti-Mural Arizona Councilman Getting His Radio Job Back?…
  tory teabaggers

Steve Forbes Craps On Robert Byrd’s Fresh Grave

Robot-dweeb asswipe Steve Forbes was such a great Republican Presidential Candidate that absolutely no-one can remember that Steve Forbes did this, not so long ago. Has he vanished up the anus of his inherited wealth? No, of course not. He’s a fake Teabagger. He’s got a Twitter. And he’s so happy Robert Byrd is dead. The only thing that would be better, for banks, is if every other Democrat in the Senate died … and Scott Brown, too, if Scott Brown’s thinking about voting for financial reform. [Twitter via Wonkette Op “Angie D.”] Read more on Steve Forbes Craps On Robert Byrd’s Fresh Grave…
  post-racial relations

Sick of Arizona Hatreds? Here’s Some Tennessee Hatreds

Well this is just awful: an African-American couple who were about to close on a vacation home in Lebanon, Tennessee found “a drawing of a man hanging from a noose and a racial epithet sketched on the property’s masonry entrance,” reports The Tennessean. The couple, Kenneth and Deborah Boyd, say they “had to reassure” their teenage daughter “that they would be safe” on the property, after she saw the hate pictures. Lebanon needs moar hopey/changey. Read more on Sick of Arizona Hatreds? Here’s Some Tennessee Hatreds…
  by the time i get to prescott

Arizona Councilman/Radio Host Fired For Racist Anti-Mural Campaign

A little bit of justice? Maybe. A news website and tourism agency in Prescott, Arizona, announced in the dead of night that Prescott city councilman and local-wingnut KYCA talk-show idiot Steve Blair has been fired from his radio show because he’s bringing national shame to Prescott because he campaigned to have the faces of little school children removed from a K-5 mural because some of the kids were black and brown. HE SHOULD BE DUMPED IN A CESSPOOL FILLED WITH BOILING BP CRUDE, etc. Read more on Arizona Councilman/Radio Host Fired For Racist Anti-Mural Campaign…
  lamers

Hmm Could This Whole Anti-Government TeaBag Mob Backfire On Republicans?

It seems kind of crazy to think that encouraging a bunch of ignorant, racist, paranoid fucktards to hate the United States Government might actually backfire on the Republicans who would like to be in charge of that very same United States Government they’re encouraging a bunch of ignorant, racist, paranoid fucktards to rise up against, but facts are stupid things. Read more on Hmm Could This Whole Anti-Government TeaBag Mob Backfire On Republicans?…
  republicans in the news

CNN’s New Star Just ‘Too Passionate’ When He Called Michelle Obama a ‘Marxist Harpy,’ Etc.

CNN’s new anchorman, RedState turd Erick Erickson, is very sorry for calling David Souter a “goat-fucking child molester” because, uh, people are so offended by Erickson’s dumb bullshit that they yelled at his wife! (The nerve!) So, what Erick Erickson means is, he’s sorry that you were offended by his blog, which after all is just a blog! Read more on CNN’s New Star Just ‘Too Passionate’ When He Called Michelle Obama a ‘Marxist Harpy,’ Etc….
  we'll build that border fence now

Texas Secession Movement Gaining Momentum, With the Rest of America

Fine, Austin is “okay.” And lightly populated West Texas is very nice, what with Big Bend National Park and the Mexican town of El Paso and whatever, as it’s really part of the Southwest. But Texas, that dipshit dismal swamp between, oh, Dallas and Corpus Christi, where the vast majority of the Texans live? It’s just the fucking South. A dumb, toxic shithole that produces little more than incredible assholes, many of whom then insist on taking part in American life. The last “good” Texan in politics was LBJ, and he was a goddamned monster. So, here is the new commercial. Good-bye, Texas! Thanks for all the laffs. (You can take the rest of the South with you.) [YouTube via Wonkette Operative “TGM.”] Read more on Texas Secession Movement Gaining Momentum, With the Rest of America…
  never forget

THANKS FOR NOTHING! Oh hey you can go “thank” old what’s-his-name, the guy who is still technically the president! No room for a special message, so your Wonkette just left “Fukk You Assclown” as our “e-signature.” PS — Do not donate to this website, just leave your “name” and go away, quickly. [Thank You President George W. Bush] Read more on …
  what will mccain destroy next?

Washington Mutual Collapses; McCain Destroys Bailout Deal

There are no more nights in politics or business — only the endless horrible grind of collapse and fuckery, 24 hours a day, including this newest chapter in our latest, greatest depression: Washington Mutual has collapsed, and was closed by the Federal Government late Thursday night. It’s the biggest bank failure in U.S. history. And the bipartisan congressional-White House-Treasury bailout deal that might have stopped the bloodshed, well John McCain visited Washington for the first time in half a year and wrecked EVERYTHING. Read more on Washington Mutual Collapses; McCain Destroys Bailout Deal…
 

Finally, Brave Congress Will Investigate iPhones

With the last troops home from Iraq, the deficit paid off, George W. Bush behind bars and Dick Cheney successfully hanged, tomorrow Congress will hold hearings on the iPhone. It seems the $600 NSA-wiretapping gadgets require customers to sign up with a specific phone company or something, and this is of concern due to the First Amendment/Roe v. Wade, which guarantees Choice. Read more on Finally, Brave Congress Will Investigate iPhones…
 

Sodomy With a Nine Iron

* “How do you say no to someone without feeling a touch guilty?” [Bloomingdale (for now)] * The storm didn’t seem that bad, but apparently it wreaked havoc. [ABC 7 News] * The truce is over? Shit. [In Shaw (now with more gentrification)] * Could someone get The DCeiver a “fucktardese” translator? [The DCeiver] * “Basically, if you buy your car out of state and then register your car in DC, there is something they call ‘Title Excise Tax.’ I call this ‘sodomy with a nine-iron.'” [Drift Reality] Read more on Sodomy With a Nine Iron…