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Posts Tagged ‘fucking’

Convention Season: It’s Springtime In Bob Schieffer’s Pants

Monday, August 25th, 2008

Here is veteran CBS hand Bob Schieffer remembering his favorite convention memories from the past. He treated the 1968 Democratic convention as a sex holiday, because that’s where he impregnated his wife, as was the style of the time. [YouTube]


Discussing John Edwards’ Admission That He Is Sleazy & Gross

Friday, August 8th, 2008

So John Edwards has admitted to banging that broad, Rielle. Here is a nice long story about what he will tell one of the Woodruffs on teevee tonight. Since it is Friday, none of your editors wanted to write a real, thorough post about this. So we have held a chat session to discuss John Edwards’ bastard child. It isn’t very readable, but it is long, so you really have no excuse. MORE »


No More Child Brides in Colorado! Plus, a Celebrity Plea for Cousin Marriages

Wednesday, July 19th, 2006

child%20brides.jpgHumbert Humbert, your days are numbered in the Centennial State! Reports AP via Fox News: “Gov. Bill Owens signed a measure banning child brides, ending an uproar sparked by a court ruling that said 12-year-old girls could enter common-law marriages in Colorado.” MORE »