Tag: fuckin’

Elderly Bachelor Tells Women How Jesus Will Allow Them To Get Pregnant

An elderly lifelong bachelor who lives with hundreds of other old, single men in a stylish European capital city has given strict orders to the world's women and married heterosexual couples on the allowable methods for human impregnation. Dressed...

Sarkozy-Bruni Affair Story Another ‘Internet Thought Experiment’

Hooray, basically all news is now just an experiment by some bored professor or newspaper intern to show that you, the person who reads shit on the Internet all day, will happily repeat and re-blog and re-tweet any fucking...

GOP Paid Son of John Ensign’s Mistress $5,400 During Era of Sexytime

We knew there had to be a "paying off some 19-year-old boy" aspect of this dull John Ensign story, and here it is: A Republican committee paid Nevada Senator John Ensign's illicit girlfriend's son $5,400 during the SAME EXACT...

Levi Johnston Will Maybe Marry That Bristol Gal, Later

Only six months ago, Levi Johnston was just another dumb kid in the Alaskan outback of tattoo parlors and Taco Bells, banging a cute high school girl whose mom was something or other down in Juneau -- president, maybe?...

Elizabeth Edwards Likes It Rough