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Posts Tagged ‘fruits’

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‘Hey Mom That Guy In the Produce Looks Kind of Like President Obama!’

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

Just eating the hell out of all the arugula ....
Not even the standard American grocery store is safe from do-gooder produce fanatic Barack Obama and his “town halls,” which now apparently take place at the only non-drive-thru buildings where the Citizens can be expected to show up with any regularity. MORE »


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Happy Watermelon Month, Senators!

Monday, July 9th, 2007

Even George 'Macaca' Allen likes a watermelon! - WonketteOnly 14% of you ungrateful Americans appreciate the hard work of Our U.S. Congress, yet the Senate continues to do the hard work that makes this country so stupid. MORE »