With everyone in disbelief that an ugly Republican governor was able to bang a hot Argentinean woman, it’s important that we focus on the good that still exists in the world. Namely, the first birthday of DC’s best and most fun frozen yogurt shop, Mr. Yogato. To celebrate turning one, they are hosting an EIGHT HOUR birthday party this Saturday, June 27. There will be face painting, balloon animals, trivia, lots and lots of frozen yogurt, and even discounts for Wonkabout readers! MORE »

Yes, FINE, it’s absolutely gross and disgusting outside, but we’re proceeding as if it’s scorching hot and gay men are flocking to the Dupont Pool in Speedos like never before — exactly what should be happening in June. Looking for a great way to cool down on (what should be) this glorious, hot summer day? Check out Rita’s Italian Ice and Frozen Custard over in Adams Morgan, but note three important things before you go: the custard is really good, if you’re lactose intolerant your stomach will hurt after eating there, and even if you had cancer as a child, they won’t give you custard for free. MORE »

Just when you thought DC didn’t need another highly addictive, supposedly healthy frozen yogurt shop, Yogen Fruz went and opened a store on 14 and I, NW. Despite being, what, the fourth fro-yo (it’s what the cool kids call it) place to open in town in the last year or so, Yogen Fruz holds its own and actually adds some variety to the “eat all you want — this shit’s soooo healthy it will make you grow a third arm” phenomenon that is sweeping the District. MORE »