Oh well looky here! Two (2) brave Wonkette readers have sent us photographs of the night sky showing a frowning Space Jesus in North America and a happy lil’ Sky Monster in “the nation most likely to be confused with Thailand.” To your left you see the adorable Taiwanese sky, pictured at about 7:30pm local time yesterday. Paul, who sent us this picture, would like to remind you that Taiwan is in the northern hemisphere, so no bellyaching from you Americans and Canadians about how God just likes the down-under peoples better. In truth he just prefers those nations where people wear slippers around the house instead of keeping on their street shoes like common slobs. MORE »

SPACE JESUS WILL FROWN AT YOU TONIGHT!!! Here’s a fun astronomical thing you can enjoy even if you live in the filthy light-polluted city: Figure out how to go outside and look at the sky, to the south (Google can help you find “south,” maybe!), about 20 minutes after sundown, and you will see what looks like a shitty sideways frowny-face emoticon up there, in space! That’s Jupiter as the top eye, Venus as the other eye, and the Islamic Moon as the frowny mouth. Allah really does hate you! But He loves the people of his homeland, Australia, so those people got to see a happy face! [National Geographic/Fox News]