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  twit fits

A Children’s Treasury Of Thoughtful Reactions To The Hobby Lobby Decision

We’re all still reeling over the awful Hobby Lobby decision today, but thank heavens, some of our great thinkers have already weighed in. For instance, Rick Santorum is positively frothy over the decision, even to the point of losing his prepositions: SCOTUS restored a vital piece our Constitution today [sic]. It’s a great day for all Americans! We didn’t actually notice a part of Our Constitution that said, “Hey, go ahead and tell your employees how they’re supposed to do sex,” but we’ll admit we haven’t read Rick Santorum’s copy. More Big Thoughts ahead! Read more on A Children’s Treasury Of Thoughtful Reactions To The Hobby Lobby Decision…
  he is spreading it out of his ass

Here Is Rick Santorum Spreading Leadership To High Schoolers In Totally Non-Political Way

So remember that dumb thing about Rick Santorum speaking/not speaking to some high school students about “leadership?” Well, he did speak Wednesday at Grosse Pointe South High School and got paid $18,000 for it. That means Santorum made in two hours 38% of the median annual salary of South teachers. And that’s a lesson, kids. The marketplace is full of irrational actors who will complain about the cost of educating their children into productive adults while throwing gobs of money at stupid crap. Like a Rick Santorum speech on leadership. Since Grosse Pointe South is yr Wonket’s alma mater, he weaseled a media credential and watched Rick Santorum spread his special brand of leadership across the gymnasium where yr Wonket played floor hockey and volleyball back when Kurt Cobain was alive. Here are some of the completely non-political “leadership” things Santorum shared with the children of a community that Jack Kerouac (former resident!) said lacked tragedy. Read more on Here Is Rick Santorum Spreading Leadership To High Schoolers In Totally Non-Political Way…
  you know who else compared obama to hitler?

Santorum Compares Obama To Hitler, Immediately Denies Comparing Obama To Hitler

The wonderful man we are dearly hoping becomes the GOP nominee for president has now joined the rest of the right-wing Internet in comparing President Barack Obama to Nazi Germany mastermind Adolf Hitler. CBS News reports: Read more on Santorum Compares Obama To Hitler, Immediately Denies Comparing Obama To Hitler…