from our own correspondent
Riley Is Not Dead (Yet): Very Brief Update From Occupied Libertyville Park
Wonkette special correspondent Riley Waggaman is like the child you threw out and then, years later, kind of felt bad about. What ever happened to him? Well, after a triumphant week or two of posting dispatches from the Occupy Wall Street campout, Riley had to hitchhike back to New Hampshire for some other kind of [...]
Michael Moore and the Granny Peace Squad Occupy Wall Street
Hello friends! Your Occupy Wall Street correspondent spent the day familiarizing himself with the park-dwelling lifestyle (pro tip: poop at McDonald’s, not in your pants) and meeting the treacherous peaceniks that he will be spending an entire week with. Did you know that these “disorganized, godless pixies” are actually extremely intelligent and highly organized, and [...]
What I Learned From My Beef With These Iran Creeps
Wonkette recently deployed its own correspondent to Iran. What follows is her report. Names have been changed “because of the definition of anonymity.” Hi ya’ll! I’m so honored to be here with all the world-renowned Iranians. As a daughter, and as a Republican woman who is both a fiscal and social Democrat, I feel I [...]
This Florida Life: Boca Raton Welcomes Republicans!
Inside the GOP Florida Debate’s Swag Bag
Florida Report: Deface Cars For Ron Paul!
Live Wonkette Nevada Debate/Caucus Coverage, Tomorrow!
Still no nominees, right? Okay then, we’ll continue covering these damned caucuses and primaries. Tomorrow is Michigan’s primary, but it doesn’t really count except for a little bit, but only for the Republicans. (Michigan is always getting in trouble for screwing up the primaries.) And that’s why we’ll be in Nevada tomorrow. It’s time for [...]
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