fringe candidates

EXPLOITER OF CHEAP ELF LABOR  11:18 am November 6, 2012

Proponent Of Surveillance State Prominently Featured On Maryland Ballot

by Josh Fruhlinger

Your Comics Curmudgeon just returned from standing in a mildly long line in the moderately cold weather, to vote, so he is basically history’s greatest hero for democracy. Though ultimately another vote for Barry Soetero was saved onto an inscrutable smartcard that will presumably be thrown directly in the garbage, a last-minute once-over of the [...]

YOUR MOVE GOP FIELD  10:00 am January 19, 2011

Children’s Pizza Mascot Herman Cain Knows More About Policy Than Obama

by Jack Stuef

Americans tend to assume that the president of the United States knows more about policy than the average costumed Chuck E. Cheese character, but according to huggable “pizza magnate” Herman Cain, that is not so. “I try to be nice. This president, I don’t think, can discuss any of the things that he says in [...]


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