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What Happened To The ‘Gays Cause Autism’ Lady? Your Fringe Candidate Roundup!

We know what you're thinking. "Did the bizarro Illinois lady who said that autism, dementia, and tornados are God's punishment for abortions and ghey marriage actually get elected to Congress?" This being the kind of election year that brought...

More Wonket Dreams Come True: Birther Diva Orly Taitz Running for California Attorney General (Updated!)

Now with Important Update! Drudge Sirens! See End of Post! We thought that nothing could make us happier than the news that Victoria Jackson was running for local office in Tennessee. But now we see that Birth Certificate Goddess...

Crazy Rightwing 2014 Fringe Candidates Already Dropping Like Flies

So here we are, not quite to the end of the first month of Election Year 2014, and already some of the fine crop of fringe candidates have been felled or gravely sent to the Mockatorium by their own...

Proponent Of Surveillance State Prominently Featured On Maryland Ballot

Your Comics Curmudgeon just returned from standing in a mildly long line in the moderately cold weather, to vote, so he is basically history's greatest hero for democracy. Though ultimately another vote for Barry Soetero was saved onto...

Children’s Pizza Mascot Herman Cain Knows More About Policy Than Obama

Americans tend to assume that the president of the United States knows more about policy than the average costumed Chuck E. Cheese character, but according to huggable "pizza magnate" Herman Cain, that is not so. "I try to be...