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Friday Night News Dump: Alberto Out At 5?

Friday, May 18th, 2007

L8tr h8tr - WonketteHey guess who might be resigning in about 90 minutes?

A source from the WH tells me Gonzo will be out. MORE »


Gonzales’ Top Gal’s Web Secrets Revealed!

Monday, April 9th, 2007

From dummy Christian college girl to national criminal in just eight years! - WonketteMonica Goodling resigned as Gonzales’ top counsel on Friday after pleading the Fifth before Congress, but she’s still being investigated and will surely be tortured on C|SPAN for bravely breaking a thousand laws at the Justice Department.

What do we know about this latest human sacrifice by the Bush Administration? Well, she went to Pat Robertson’s college, so she’s a Jesus-freak nutbag. And she worked on Dubya’s opposition-research hit squad in 2000. Oh, and she put up some remarkably crappy personal web pages in 1999.

Let’s all laugh together, after the jump.

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