Just as the President of the United States was accepting the Nobel Peace Prize, one of his country’s famous agencies was bombing the hell out of an innocent rock that orbits our planet, “to find water.” Here is the command center, broadcasting live from a local middle school’s AV room, just after the bombing. Some were excited, but others were LEFT HANGING. Bro what’s up with that? [YouTube]
Here is our new favorite musical duo, “Garfunkel and Oates,” with their chilling song about the slippery slope (and beak) of Legal Gay Marriage, when we all just start cold fuckin’ the ducks. [Garfunkel & Oates]
Here’s your “Friday Fun Video” that has nothing to do with politics, thank GOD. This week, Wonkette videographer Liz Glover is wearing her other hat as BlackBook reporter in New York City for Fashion Week, an event to honor 9/11 with fancy clothes. Liz interviews insane “art film” director and actor Vincent Gallo and asks him, comically, if his leather jacket is “pleather.” Gallo loses his shit and threatens to track down Liz and fuck her up. Ha ha! Liz responds that her father was in ‘Nam, which he was. [BlackBook]
Here’s some lady named Tammany Hall on the teevee, making fun of the Chinese. Tiki Barber and the other gal are like, “who is this idiot?” The best part is at :11 when one of the two ladies makes this weird noise for no reason. [YouTube]