french election

MOVE UP YOUR APOCALYPSE CALENDARS!  9:35 am May 7, 2012

Oh No France Is Socialist Again

by Lisa Wines

Last night at 8pm not-your-time, two hours after the Belgian and Swiss media had already published election results and 30 minutes after Nicolas Sarkozy deleted his Facebook page, the French media announced that socialist François Hollande (great NYT bio) will be the next president of France. France is a country of 1,765,983,854 laws that are [...]

LE PLUS BEAU DU QUARTIER  11:13 am May 4, 2012

Losing French Person Sarkozy Red-Faced And Flailing In Debate With Commie Marxist Kenyan Socialist

by Lisa Wines

Here’s l’update for those of you who are bedazzled by the French presidential election. The two candidates had their only debate on Wednesday night. We have written many, many words about it below, but if you prefer, you can listen to a hip-hop remix of François Hollande’s statements and a daft-punk remix of Sarkozy. Le [...]

COLONEL OF TRUTH  3:11 pm April 29, 2012

Nicolas Sarkozy In Bedouin With Gaddafi

by Lisa Wines

With only seven days to go until the final round of voting in France’s presidential election, some lefty terrorist media organization published documentary evidence that Nicolas Sarkozy was promised 50 Million freedom fries in campaign contributions from snappy dresser and all around nice guy Muammar Gaddafi. Here’s what’s in the little letter of money promises, [...]


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