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  free lunches are for lobbyists

Colorado Charter School Fires Principal For Failing To Properly Shame Hungry Children

A former principal at a Lafayette, Colorado, charter school says she was fired for interfering with a perfectly reasonable procedure for identifying kids whose lunch accounts no longer had any money in them — the cafeteria workers would stamp their hands so that everyone could see. The policy was also applied to kids who qualified for free lunches, because it’s important to shame children whenever possible. This is America, after all. Noelle Roni said that the board of Peak to Peak School fired her two months ago in retaliation for demanding that the practice stop: “As soon as I saw it happening, I was like, ‘No, this is not OK,’” she told the Daily Camera. “The students felt so humiliated, like they had done something wrong. They didn’t want to go into the lunchroom any more. It’s unethical and disrespectful.” Haha, respect for irresponsible poor children in a charter school? Where do you think you are, lady, the People’s Republic of Massachusetts? Besides, anyone knows that the proper way to stigmatize poor kids is to pin a cloth “P” to their chest, preferably made from burlap. Read more on Colorado Charter School Fires Principal For Failing To Properly Shame Hungry Children…
  the unbearable lightness of being

We Genocided The Indians And Enslaved The Slaves So Man-Child Could Live With Parents And Whine About Voting

Happy Columbus Day, Merkins! Are you so grateful to be a citizen of the US-of-A on this, the day we commemorate how we came over and righteously kicked some Injun ass? How about if you knew we had given our righteous ass-kickings so terrible man-children could live in their parents’ garage apartments, decline full time jobs teaching in their fields, take long meandering drives to nowhere, and then whine about how hard it is to choose between Miffed Romney and B. Barry Bamz, because Mr. Bamz has yet to bring them their own personal ponies? USA! USA! Wonkers, meet the most punchable man in America. Read more on We Genocided The Indians And Enslaved The Slaves So Man-Child Could Live With Parents And Whine About Voting…
  undercover brother

John Stossel Proves Homeless People Do Not Need Charity Since They Are All Probably John Stossel In Disguise

Who got all the Pulitzer Prizes for Investigative Reporting before John Stossel came along to show us all how it is done? Did they even have Pulitzers back then, and if so, why did they bother? Here, Stossel, in the greatest undercover gig of all time — like Serpico times Mel Gibson’s Mr. Cool Disguise — makes himself look very homeless and smelly to prove that people should not give money to homelesses because they are probably all just a bunch of John Stossels. It is called “logic,” and why don’t you try it! Read more on John Stossel Proves Homeless People Do Not Need Charity Since They Are All Probably John Stossel In Disguise…