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Remember when Chrysler was America’s #3 car company, run by the can-do fraudery of Lee Iacocca, and not some terrible money pit owned in equal parts by Barack Obama and the Italians? Now it is exactly the sort of communist foreign enterprise that the “Tea Party,” the most important movement in American politics, is most [...]
Wonkette operative “Dewey” sends this important photograph from the communist stronghold of “Nagoya, Japan,” where insurgents have apparently stolen America’s Secret Weapon For Freedom, the Eagle with frickin’ lasers for eyes. Will North Korea get hold of this crucial defense system? Why did we give it to Japan, anyway? Oh, it’s actually an advertisement for [...]
Oh dear, it looks like those liberal celebrities are insulting George W. Bush’s heroism by plotting amateurish “copycat crimes” against Freedom. Why else would self-loathing college rapper Kanye West be arrested at the airport, on 9/11? Exactly. Now let’s invade, what, Belgium or Egypt or something. [CNN]
What dark human vice was engaged herein, June 12, 2008, among Wonketteers and thine ilk?






