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Supreme Court Obamacare Hearing To Enrich Lobbyists, Ruin Our Lives
In finally deciding to consider the constitutional merits of Obamacare, our black-robed Supreme Court overlords have gone and turned a deaf ear to our collective entreaties to PLEASE DON’T! as though we were some kind of publicly defended death-row inmate or something. Now the Divine Nine will get to run their stubby fingers through the [...]
Wonkette’s 2009 War On Xmas Gift Guide
So sad, this Christmastime. Last year, we could still sort of laugh. That fancy Barack Obama had won the presidency, after all. Maybe we would, uhh, weather the storm? Come back stronger?! Well, sorry about that. But it’s the Season of Xmas, and we’ve got a super special selection of cheap-ass unwanted “America-themed” old-pantyhose stuffers [...]
To Complement Your Freedom Tray: The Steering Wheel Computer Desk
So you get yr Freedom Tray and load it with Cheesesteak Burgers and fried tumor pies and a bucket o’cola and sit it write there on yr crotch, while driving, and congrats you’re supporting the troops. But how can you be more patriotic while driving that $52,000 GMC fuck-truck you got a few years ago, [...]
‘Freedom Tray’ Is Perfect Xmas Gift For Every Single Person In America
Do you have a hard time balancing a lap-full of bacon burgers and grease tacos while you drive around slurping caramel-coffee ice cream shakes and 172-oz. buckets of Mr. Pibb? Did foreigners steal your job? Wondering why your teen-aged daughter has so many middle-aged male friends from the MySpace showing up at all hours? What [...]
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