Tag Archives: freedom of speech

  Go Ahead And Film A Cow Man

Horrible Bad Factory Farmers Can’t Put You In Jail For Exposing Them No More!

Trust us, you'd rather see these cows than the real ones
For all of the whining about Free Speech being destroyed by TV networks that fire bigots or by mean blog moderators who don’t let jerk-babies ruin their comments sections, sometimes governments pass terrible laws that are actual violations of the real First Amendment. So wave your ACLU Pocket Constitution in the air, folks — we’re happy to report that Idaho’s incredibly dumb “Ag Gag” law was found unconstitutional by a federal court Monday. Read more on Horrible Bad Factory Farmers Can’t Put You In Jail For Exposing Them No More!…
  Whine and Jesus Party

Saturday Night Live Discriminated All Over Victoria Jackson’s Free Gay-Hating Speech

Let's get both these kids in the next Wes Anderson movie
Like many Americans who now regret it, we watched the great big Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary program Sunday, and we kept looking over at our 17-year-old son and explaining that the show didn’t so much suck as that it was just trying to recreate the feel of every single sketch that ran after “Weekend Update” for 40 years. And of course, we kept an eye out for former cast members who didn’t quite make it onstage, like Sen. Al Franken, who was definitely there, and Victoria Jackson, who was nowhere to be seen. WELL! Turns out that V-Jack was there all right, but she was shunted off into the overflow room, not given a seat in the studio audience. She’s not sure why that happened, but she bets it’s maybe because she’s a Christian who stands up for Traditional Marriage! Or maybe some young’un on the production staff just confused her with another crazy blond lady from the internet and worried that she’d storm the stage, grab the mic, and shout that America would never submit to Muslim rule. Read more on Saturday Night Live Discriminated All Over Victoria Jackson’s Free Gay-Hating Speech…
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Hollywood Surrenders To North Korean Nerd Squad

dear leader plz don't steal our emails
The power drunk, sadistic, and unstable Dictator for Life of North Korea, Kim Jong-Un — who executed a dozen members of his own family to consolidate power, starves his own people while pumping them full of propaganda, and is armed with nuclear weapons — surprisingly does not have a sense of tolerant equanimity about a film that roundly mocks him and assassinates him in effigy. Read more on Hollywood Surrenders To North Korean Nerd Squad…
  if your mommy is a commie then you gotta turn her in

Michelle Obama Is Turning Your Children Into Thought Police :(

Jesus, Michelle Obama, could you stop oppressing America for even one second? First there were your terrible lies about how “poor black schools are not as good for their students as rich white schools” what are obviously lies, because you can eat at a Woolworth’s lunch counter now, and also Donald Sterling. And now we get a new charge from some sort of funny humorist or satirist at Tucker Carlson’s White Hoods Internet Emporium. (We know he is a satirist because he sexplains that you are RACIST if you do not agree with Michelle Obama, but he DOES NOT MEAN IT!) That charge? That you are turning The Children into THOUGHT POLICE! Totally sounds like you, actually, Mrs. Obama. Please stop Nazi Youthing the children! Read more on Michelle Obama Is Turning Your Children Into Thought Police :(…
  can we get a ruling on whether it was germane?

Pennsylvania Rep Shuts Gay Democrat’s Mouth For Him

Sup Pennsylvania? Oh, you were just there in your legislature, having your regular old “let’s all get up and jaw about something,” like US House members get to do for the CSPAN cameras when everyone else has gone home for the night, and some GAY tried to talk about the Supreme Court and DOMA? Well, we surely do hope someone shut his mouth for him, for Jesus. Praise the lord, our prayers were answered! Newsworks reports that a gay Dem (as if that is not redundant), Rep. Brian Sims, was trying to stand up and yak and yak about equality, or love, or freedom, or, we don’t know, a HISTORIC SUPREME COURT DECISION that AFFECTS LOTS OF MERKINS, when a True Patriot objected to his remarks, and so Sims was allowed the opportunity to not talk anymore! It takes just one legislator to end the impromptu remarks. Rep. Daryl Metcalfe was one of the House Republicans who objected. “I did not believe that as a member of that body that I should allow someone to make comments such as he was preparing to make that ultimately were just open rebellion against what the word of God has said, what God has said, and just open rebellion against God’s law,” said Metcalfe, R-Butler. Two more Democratic legislators got up to speak in support of Sims. Neither was allowed to proceed. Read more on Pennsylvania Rep Shuts Gay Democrat’s Mouth For Him…
  The Butthurt Locker

Fox News Victim Of Obama Campaign To Destroy Fox News, Says Fox News

Help, help, Fox News is bein’ repressed. Fox’s token liberal Kirsten Powers has composed a magnificent cri de butthurt about President Obama’s relentless campaign to destroy “the one television news outlet in America that won’t fall in line and treat him as emperor.” And she argues that if anyone should care about this massive assault on free speech, it’s liberals, because “liberalism is founded on the idea of cherishing dissent and an inviolable right to freedom of expression.” Why are all you liberals so blind to the violence inherent in the system? Read more on Fox News Victim Of Obama Campaign To Destroy Fox News, Says Fox News…
  that's not racial transcendence

Known Black Person Colin Powell Simply Does Not Care For Sarah Palin Being A Balls-Out Racist

Hey, Colin Powell, you are a black Republican. What do you think of people in your party who are constantly not being racist with their watermelon emails and their funny nose-bone witch-doctor shirts? Oh, you are against it? Perhaps you would like to CALL SOME PEOPLE OUT, BY THEIR NAMES, STARTING WITH SARAH PALIN? Please proceed! “There is also a dark vein of intolerance in some parts of the party,” [Powell] continued. “They still sort of look down on minorities. How can I evidence that? When I see [Palin] saying that the president is ‘shucking and jiving,’ that’s a racial-era slave term. When I see [Sununu] after the president’s first debate, where he didn’t do very well, says that the president was ‘lazy’ — he didn’t say he was slow, he was tired, he didn’t do well — he said he was lazy. Now, it may not mean anything to most Americans, but to those of use who are African Americans, the second word is ‘shiftless’ and there’s a third word that goes along with it.” OH BOO HOO. Talk about old news. Read more on Known Black Person Colin Powell Simply Does Not Care For Sarah Palin Being A Balls-Out Racist…
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Anger Bear Obama Body Slams Romney In Brutal Mexican Takedown

ZOMG you guys, brutal dictator Barack Obama said in his usual sober and almost somnolent tones that he would advise Mitt Romney, whose “advisor” wrote some shirty thing for a German newspaper about how Obama is a big dummkopf who doesn’t understand the economic situation in Europe, and how Germany should never listen to Obama because of his glaring dumbness, that “there is only one president at a time” and historically political differences “end at the water’s edge.” Will the Republic be able to stand this kind of chill on Mitt Romney’s jerk advisors’ freedom of speech? Probably not, because Barack Obama is going to put that advisor in a Twitter gulag now, forever. [Mediaite] Read more on Anger Bear Obama Body Slams Romney In Brutal Mexican Takedown…
  haha england

Meanwhile, In England, Parliament Is Terrified About Something Going Public

England’s Parliament, which is what they call their “Senate Finance Committee,” is being very mean to a newspaper! “The Guardian has been prevented from reporting parliamentary proceedings on legal grounds which appear to call into question privileges guaranteeing free speech established under the 1688 Bill of Rights.” Meh, that was so long ago though. Read more on Meanwhile, In England, Parliament Is Terrified About Something Going Public…