England’s Parliament, which is what they call their “Senate Finance Committee,” is being very mean to a newspaper! “The Guardian has been prevented from reporting parliamentary proceedings on legal grounds which appear to call into question privileges guaranteeing free speech established under the 1688 Bill of Rights.” Meh, that was so long ago though. MORE »

Good news, sheeple: the most important instrument in our democracy, Twitter, is not “blocked on White House computers,” and Robert Gibbs will be sent to Turkish prison for a thousand years because he lied about this on the C-SPAN. MORE »

FIFTEEN GAZILLION angry citizens swamped the steps of the Supreme Court this morning to protest the takeover of the government by the radical Islamic Indonesian bastard orphan and known Kenyan Hussein “Barack” Obama. Some nut recently filed a suit alleging that Obama wasn’t born in Hawaii or somesuch, and so the Supreme Court agreed to review it, along with thousands of other cases they will also decide not to hear this session. A veritable handful of like-minded nuts decided to go to the Supreme Court in a dazzling show of support for this completely insane lawsuit. MORE »

• Gays working for Rick Santorum will not receive the blessed relief of a severance. [Joe. My. God.]
• Fake Americans on Bob Ney: Funnier and better informed than real Americans. [The Onion]
• Keith Olbermann thinks a little Nazi-baiting never hurt anybody; Anti-Defamation League disagrees. [ADL.org]
• Bill Clinton can be fixed repaired. [Plasticized.com]
• Some people apparently don’t realize that freedom of speech is a gift that’s best left unopened. Johnny Hart does. [DAW]