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FREEDOM COMES TO TOWN

Finally, We Can Have Guns In D.C.

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Fuck You Cat.Ever since its founding by George Washington in 17-whatever-something, the District of Columbia has never heard the thrilling ring of gunfire. Finally, after more than two centuries of firearm-free boredom, Washington will get its very first guns, this month! MORE »