Tag: freedom

Deleted Comments: You Liberal Losers Are Just Jealous Of Ivanka Because You’re Losers. Also Sheeple.

Our Ivanka Trump post got a lot of attention. Some of it from serious doofuses.
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What Should Tennessee Do About Kid Who Shot Girl Over A Puppy? How About ‘Day-Drink’?

You might have thought last October's story about the 11-year-old Tennessee boy who murdered an 8-year-old neighbor because she wouldn't show him a puppy was one of the bleakest things Yr Wonkette wrote about in 2015, and it was....
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Deleted Comments: Why Should We Believe Lying Sluts Or The FBI?

Quite a strange selection of strangeness from the old Deleted Comments queue this week, from a "skeptic" who thinks maybe LaVoy Finicum was gunned down for no reason at all, to a guy who knows that women can only...
Freedom's just another word salad for nothing left to say

Deleted Comments: Don’t You Backwardass Imbreds Understand Liberty At All?

It took a while, but we finally started hearing from the Ammon Bundy Freedom-N-Liberty-N-Armed Insurrection Fan Club, and they are every bit as nice as you'd expect! Consider this thoughtful critique of our coverage, from "TonyinMO," who took issue...
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11-Year-Old Shoots 8-Year-Old Over Puppy, America Remains Free Of Tyranny

An 11-year-old boy in White Pine, Tennessee, has been arrested for murdering his 8-year-old neighbor Saturday after she refused to show him a puppy. The boy shot the girl from the window of his family's mobile home using his...
Noooo! Even Jebus has those rainbow thingies!

Wingnuts Want Very Own Sanctuary Cities Where Gay Abortions Can’t Hurt Them

In what has to be either an amazing coincidence or the result of a drunken late night conference call, two different rightwing Christianists have suddenly proposed the idea of establishing "Sanctuary Cities" where Christians can be safe from oppression,...
Be honest, you're looking at his piece of equipment. His LAWNMOWING equipment.

Here Are 9 More Things For Steve King To Gay-Marry After He Divorces His Lawnmower

Rep. Steve King is a glorious fucking numbskull, and he's willing to prove it on the daily, if that's what it takes. Having failed to stop the Supreme Court from throat-cramming America with marriage of the EW GAY kind,...
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NRA: President Hillary Clinton Is Already Murdering Freedom

The corpse that was America's liberty until President Obama killed it is not even cold yet, but the National Rifle Association is already warning us of the extra-death of liberty that lies ahead, since Hillary Clinton "has formally declared her...
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Wingnut Columnist: Neil DeGrasse Tyson Is A Bad Scientist, Could Someone Please Kill Him?

WordNetDaily columnist Erik "The Other Rush" Rush -- he really calls himself that -- would like to share with you some Thoughts About Science, which mostly boil down to: science is nice when it gives us flatscreen TVs and...
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‘You Work for ME!’ Open Carry Loon Yells At Police, Exercising Right To Be Tedious A**hole

Via Moms Demand Action comes this proud Open Carry activist "Nunya Beeswax," who posted a FOUR-PART YouTube video documenting a recent Open Carry walk that Mr. Beeswax took around his Michigan neighborhood. He is the very model of a...
Ted must have been so nervous standing next to such a great American hero!

Ted Nugent: Sarah Palin Is The Dream Dr. King And The Founding Fathers Died For

Ted Nugent said a stupid about Sarah Palin on the Lars Larson show, because it was a day, and why wouldn't Ted Nugent take any opportunity to say a stupid about Sarah Palin? She is his HERO, you guys,...

Viewing The Weekend Stock Photo Report Causes Autism, But It’s Worth It

In this installment of The Weekend Stock Photo Report, Rand Paul and Chris Christie vacillate on vaccines, Aaron Schock gets some dandy new digs, and conservative Christians are mad at Barack Obama for saying true things about history. Missed last...

Open Carry Terrorist Not Threatening To Kill Anyone, Just Wants Them Dead

Based on the video above and your knowledge of the national security apparatus in the year 2003, how quick do you think Kory Watkins would be Gitmo'd if he were Muslim, and it was 2003? Pretty quick, right? Here's...
Could you be more of a dick?

Rand Paul Does Not Care For Impertinent Reporter’s Questions, Is Kind Of A Dick About It

The human-shaped null set that is Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky took his talent for being a whiny dick to CNBC on Monday afternoon for an interview that made him look like a cross between Michele Bachmann and an...
Nobody wearing a 'take responsibility' shirt would ever act irresponsibly!

Responsible Gun Owners Improve Safety Record, Only Maim Selves

Time for another roundup of just a few exciting stories of Responsible Gun Owners keeping themselves safe from crime and from the threat of tyrannical government overreach! We'll ease into our Gun Fun with a story that's happily non-lethal...
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This White Lady In Body Armor Shot All Her Neighbors And Lived To Tell! Your Gun Fun Holiday Roundup!

Time for another of our periodic check-ins with the good guys what carry guns and keep us safe from tyranny with their steadfast devotion to Responsible Gun Ownership. First off, we have an inspiring tale from Texas, where Friend of...