Bachmann Has A TITANIC Metaphor For The Economy!
Thursday, June 11th, 2009Ha ha oh jeez is it a sign of insanity when something Michele Bachmann says actually makes sense? Here’s the deal: the “unsinkable” Titanic sprung a leak and then its “three chambers” filled with water and it was TOO LATE and all the poors drowned while Kate Winslet (spoiler alert!) survived, barely. Similarly, the economy has sprung a leak and we will all die because of Barack Obama. Ya dig??? [Our Beloved C-SPAN]











Oh dear, it looks like those liberal celebrities are insulting George W. Bush’s heroism by plotting amateurish “copycat crimes” against Freedom. Why else would self-loathing college rapper Kanye West be arrested at the airport, on 9/11? Exactly. Now let’s invade, what, Belgium or Egypt or something. [
What dark human vice was engaged herein, June 12, 2008, among Wonketteers and thine ilk?
It is April 30, D-Day, and this means that Ron Paul’s
The Paultards, as you can see, are going to post “Liberty articles” to “the entrance to Congress” because “grant” asked them to. Grant has written some Declaration that divides the U.S. into land patents; whatever, we don’t know, and now we will copy-paste five arbitrarily comical paragraphs from it after the jump, because the fucker is burdensome.
Suburban operative “Carol” writes to Wonkette about the gathering storm: “I live in the suburbs outside Philadelphia, and all of a sudden, in the past week, Ron Paul for President signs are sprouting up everywhere. It’s like some evil gardener replaced all the daffodils with Ron Paul signs. What’s the deal? Do the Paultards not realize he’s out? Do they not care? Is this just some pitiful way to make the Republican primary in Pennsylvania worth a damn?” To answer in order: something, no, yes, Freedom. But what “Carol” sees is no coincidence, because today Ron Paul launched his campaign for Pennsylvania with a glorious speaking tour!
This week at George Washington University — Foggy Bottom’s most expensive and maybe best safety school — two members of Ron Paul’s team, the finance girl and the web guy, came to lecture the kids on why Barack Obama’s losing so hilariously in the polls. Because, ha ha, those Obama people, they just don’t get the Internets. How can you have… can you have a GRASSROOTS section on the… ha ha ha… on the OFFICIAL CANDIDATE’S WEBPAGE? Ha ha ha… that’s like… that’s not Freedom at all! Watch these two make fun of Obama’s “top-down” failure campaign after the jump!
Would you like to buy some “signed and numbered, limited edition archival prints and canvases” commemorating Ron Paul’s liberty? In the rare case you turn that pitch down, what if we told you they feature the work of “renowned artist Randy Lee Blain”? Check some of these prints after the jump, but be warned: they may be hilarious, and hobbit-like.