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National Review Calls Bernie Sanders A Nazi, For The LOLs

It's actually a Hugo Chavez mustache. Shut up, he did too have one like that.
The National Review’s Kevin D. Williamson is pretty annoyed that anyone thinks he called Bernie Sanders a Nazi, because the word “Nazi” appears nowhere in his article where he explains that Bernie Sanders is totally a national socialist. And it’s true! That word never appears! If you’re too stupid and intellectually lazy to recognize nuance and read the whole article, that is not Kevin D. Williamson’s fault. Read more on National Review Calls Bernie Sanders A Nazi, For The LOLs…
 

Clintons Disagree On Free Trade!

Hillary Clinton is going to have to dig a little deeper in her coterie of supporters if she’s going to weed out all the fat creeps who secretly love free Colombian trade. The latest snake in the grass: her husband, former President Bill Clinton. Where is that mythical bus, so that she can throw him under it? Read more on Clintons Disagree On Free Trade!…
 

Tony Blair Secretly Shilling For John McCain

Former British Prime Minister and newly minted Catholic Tony Blair is secretly hot for John McCain, and now we have a single innocuous-sounding out-of-context quote to prove it! In an interview with the Times Online, he suggested that he prefers American politicians who embrace free trade — which might have meant Hillary Clinton if her most famous free-trade advocate hadn’t just stepped down. So instead Tony will have to settle for John McCain, for whom he is, as we said, secretly hot. Read more on Tony Blair Secretly Shilling For John McCain…
 

Mark Penn Not Fired Or Resigning After All!

In a conference call today with his PR firm’s managing directors, Hillary Clinton’s disgraced Colombian-loving rapacious Janus-faced lardbot Svengali and most despised chief strategist Mark Penn revealed that he isn’t really going anywhere. He will still be “very much involved” with the Clinton campaign but he won’t be called a chief strategist anymore. Read more on Mark Penn Not Fired Or Resigning After All!…
 

Hypocrite Mark Penn Talks Colombian Trade On The Down Low

For a few sad weeks in March, beloved Clinton advisor Mark Penn mysteriously disappeared. We expected Hillary was loaning herself another $5 million to keep Penn chained up someplace quiet with a large collection of porn and snack foods. But in fact new reports tell us he has been meeting with the Colombian ambassador to discuss a bilateral free-trade agreement … which his boss Hillary Clinton opposes. Next thing you know he will be meeting with the CANADIANS to talk about how much he secretly loves Nafta. Read more on Hypocrite Mark Penn Talks Colombian Trade On The Down Low…
 

Despite Lou Dobb’s daily foaming-at-the-mouth routine, the Senate today passed legislation to implement a free trade agreement with Peru by a vote of 77-18. This comes hot on the heels of the decisive 285-132 House vote last week. I guess everyone likes cheaper shit in time for the holiday season, as long as there’s not an election coming up too soon and the bill acronym doesn’t rhyme with NAFTA. [NY Times] Read more on …