Tag: free speech

It's the bloody tears that really make this one work

Judge Swearing In New Citizens Not Real Hep To Any Of These New-Fangled ‘Amendments’

Would you like to meet a man who holds one of the highest public offices in our country, and that is "judge"? Yes you would, because dude is THE BEST: “I can assure you that whether you voted for him...

Who You Gonna Believe About Obama ‘Screaming’ At A Protester, Trump Or Your Lying Eyes?

We are shocked shocked that Trump lied on President Obama in a thing we can all see because there is video. Shocked.
Honestly, who isn't?

North Carolina GOP Outraged By Terribly Partisan Bipartisan Forum On Toilet Law

Republicans figured a balanced discussion would be bad for them, so they tried to shut it down.
North Dakota troublemakers still making trouble

Good News! ‘Democracy Now!’ Host Amy Goodman Won’t Go To Jail For Doing Reporter Stuff

Stupid First Amendment even covers troublemaking journalists. Who knew?

British Lady Judge Calls Racist Tosser Bad Words, Must Now Be Probed For Bad-Word-Using

An English judge is under investigation for breaching judicial decorum after throwing a jerkface defendant's obscenities right back at him. We think she should get the Order of the British Empire.
The Tiniest Sniper

California Gun Group Very Upset It Can’t Tell You Exactly Where State Legislators Live, So You Can Visit.

A group of California gun enthusiasts is suing for the right to post the home addresses and phone numbers of legislators who voted for six recently-passed gun bills, so everyone can easily find their local tyrant.

That Gross Milo Guy Has Some Hilarious Satire For You About WAIT COME BACK!

We know you humorless feminists just don't get it!
We'll defend to the death your right to be a smug, entitled little jerk baby

University Of California-Irvine Does Free Speech Bad, Should Feel Bad

The University of California-Irvine apparently forgot that government entities can't ban loathsome opinions. Are they trying to confirm rightwing stereotypes?
You might recall him from such previous tweets as...

Trump’s Favorite Clinton Fantasy Author Awfully Fond Of N-Word

Robert Morrow, the co-author of one of Donald Trump's favorite books smearing Bill and Hillary Clinton, has an inordinate fondness for the n-word. You won't see him tied down by political correctness! Or common decency either.
READ A BOOK!

Deleted Comments: Our Libraries Are Full Of Pedophiles And Our Schools Full Of Jews!

Our weekly visit to the deleted comments archive brings us a fine rant about the importance of never criticizing books that haven't been published yet.

Montana School Gets Black Student, Morons Get Racist, School Bans Confederate Flags

A high school in the tiny Montana town of Livingston (population 7,044) has banned the Confederate flag from school property after the school enrolled its one and only black student. Get ready for the predictable shitstorm of butthurt neo-Confederate...
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Comments: Don’t Call Trump Supporters Thugs. They’ll Kick Your Pinko Ass

Greetings, Ye Wonkers! We're back with all the comments that weren't fit to keep printed, and we've got a bit of a backlog to work through. Fortunately, there's no expiration date on deleted comments: They're usually rancid to start...
To The Management: Please correct this image. I would never use Courier. On second thought, never mind. You people would just replace it with Comic Sans.

Deleted Comments: Away With You, Wonkette, And All Your Bawdy Talk!

We have a semi-rare treat to lead off this week's Deleted Comments column, for it is neither a comment, nor was it deleted! Instead, it is a genuine olde-fashioned email to Yr Editrix from a dissatisfied reader, "Tuatha502," who...

Fox Doesn’t Find Your Zombie Jesus Jokes Funny, Young Man

Have you heard about the zombies? Zombie Mary and Zombie Joseph and little Zombie Baby Jesus, away in a manger on some dude's lawn in Sycamore Township, Ohio? Yes, the Zombie Nativity Scene is a thing. Quite a thing!...
If it's U of Oregon maybe that should be a duck girl instead of a cat girl...

Student Libertarians Demand Government Give Them Money For Guns. UR DOIN IT RONG.

Libertarians at the University of Oregon are feeling mighty oppressed -- not only does the school ban open or concealed carry of firearms on campus, but the student government wouldn't fund an event the group held to protest the...