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Please Read This Joe Biden Story So We Can Sell You Things

Let's be honest. There has been a shortage, nay, a dearth, of news lately. Did we use up all the news during the election? Because good lord every media outlet we can find is covering the fact that Joe Biden went to Costco:  Vice...

Soviet Lifeguards Are More Bitter Than Ever!

Look, it's the Metro police watching Family Guy from their patrol car teevees because, hey, obligatory Wire reference. More Devastating Economic Tragedy, as the job security of hot Eastern Bloc lifeguards is threatened!  Some DC magazines use innuendo to...