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  stay classy freepers

McCain-Palin Wingnuts Mourn Obama’s Granny

At least America’s fringe-right conservatives will show a bit of those family values we hear so much about when, say, the Democratic presidential nominee’s ailing grandmother dies, at age 87, right? Right? Oh, sorry, what were we thinking. Happy black president’s day eve, wingnuts. Read more on McCain-Palin Wingnuts Mourn Obama’s Granny…
  r.i.p.

OH THAT IS SAD: Barry’s white grandmother died today. Since this happened one day before the election, we are currently too scared to check out the Free Republic reactions. [Washington Post] Read more on …
  bitter tears

A Children’s Treasury of Wingnut Reactions to Cut-Nut Ashley Todd Confessing Her Racist Fantasy

Let us go where we always go during our Times of National Crisis: to the wingnut comments of our nation’s proud conservative blogs. These people were obviously very angry last night about how this Negroid Monster Obama Staffer nearly murdered the brave 20-year-old white gal from Texas who was working the McCain phone banks in Pittsburgh and only wanted to drive around the scary “Little Italy” neighborhood looking for an ATM but instead drove right to the very heart of the Obama movement, which is a crackhouse full of 15-feet-tall Kenyan monsters who hunt this wretched ghetto looking for McCain bumper stickers, so they can lightly scratch their symbol, a backwards letter “B,” on the cheeks of their Twittering victims. Read more on A Children’s Treasury of Wingnut Reactions to Cut-Nut Ashley Todd Confessing Her Racist Fantasy…
 

Beloved Right-Wing Message Board Demands Bush Impeachment

Members of Free Republic, the beloved wingnut online forum, have a message today for George W. Bush and his great new immigration plan for The Mexicans. They’ve got lots of messages, actually. “We need to have a vote of ‘no confidence’ on Bush,” wrote one commenter. “He just spoke and looked so proud of himself. He couldn’t wipe that crappy grin off his face.” After the jump, we’ll hear from some of the other hundreds of furious “freepers” who just figured out George W. Bush could give a shit what they think. Read more on Beloved Right-Wing Message Board Demands Bush Impeachment…
 

Free Republic Gives Up & Dies

With the Burns/Tester and Macaca/Webb final results a few hours or months away, we thought it was time to take a look at our favorite conservative Message Board and gauge the response. We speak of Free Republic, of course. This particular editor has been a Freeper Fan for 10 years and even attended some of their marches at the U.S. Capitol — OK, I walked by a few of their protests, by accident. Let’s see how they’re taking the beating, after the jump. Read more on Free Republic Gives Up & Dies…
 

Help Us, John Kerry, You’re Our Only Hope

How many Democrats in tight races do you think are calling in mafia hits on Kerry right about now? Johnny boy, you’d best wait out November in the Skull & Bones crypt. The CIA will send the usual security detail. Read more on Help Us, John Kerry, You’re Our Only Hope…