Tag Archives: free republic

  rumors on the internets

Freepers Have Feelings Too

If we don’t have the F-22, how are we going to fight China, on the Moon? [RedState] From now on, please refer to Matt Yglesias as the Breeding Male. Thank you. [Matt Yglesias] Read more on Freepers Have Feelings Too…
  republicans in the news

Wingnut National Review Enrages Wingnuts By Calling Birther Conspiracy a Bunch of Nonsense

It’s a good thing National Review isn’t a Real American business that need to make money or anything, because otherwise it would go broke after the outrageous decision by its libtard editors to publish a long, detailed and sane deconstruction of the Birther Conspiracy. Of course, none of the NRO cowards would dare sign their actual name to such an outrage against Ron Paul’s Constitution, so it’s just signed by “The Editors” — French for “le pussies.” Really, look at what these socialist zeroes are writing about Nobama: “Like Bruce Springsteen, he has a lot of bad political ideas; but he was born in the U.S.A.” Read more on Wingnut National Review Enrages Wingnuts By Calling Birther Conspiracy a Bunch of Nonsense…
  republicans in the news

A Children’s Treasury of Wingnut Responses To Arlen Specter Becoming Gay

The 14 remaining wingnut Republicans are, of course, furious about Muslin-Communist and Pennsylvania shit monster Arlen Specter doing what they always knew he would do, with the becoming a DemonCRAP, because of course his whole plan all along from the day he was hatched, from a turd, was to stick an Arab Dagger in the backs of the Real Americans, right at the moment when there are basically no Real Americans left, which means … ?! … which means PURGE THE GOP OF OTHER NOT-WINGNUTTY-ENOUGH SENATORS, so that they have maybe 30 seats, maybe 25? Hoor — HUH?! Read more on A Children’s Treasury of Wingnut Responses To Arlen Specter Becoming Gay…
  today in chicago area politics

Exciting Congressional Election Determines Next Rahm Emanuel

Several months ago Rahm Emanuel left his post in the House of Representatives and temporarily abandoned his ambitions to become the first nine-and-a-half-fingered Speaker of the House in order to crack skulls for Barack Obama. Today, the specialest of all special elections determines who will “fill his seat.” Read more on Exciting Congressional Election Determines Next Rahm Emanuel…
  never forget

A Children’s Treasury Of Freeper Reactions To Obama’s ‘Mooselimb’ Vacation

Barack Obama went to what he fancy-calls a “Muslim-majority” nation today, Turkey, to hock his “legacy assets” under the guise of “reconciliation” after years of “Overseas Contingency Operations.” In other words he gave a speech to the Turkish Parliament in which he “promoted terrorism against white Christian landowning Americans.” Everyone should thank our President for this devastating Freeper bait. Read more on A Children’s Treasury Of Freeper Reactions To Obama’s ‘Mooselimb’ Vacation…
  meet your candidates

Anonymous Racist Freeper Is Actually… Republican Candidate To Replace Rahm

In early March, a gal named Rosanna Pulido won the Republican primary for the upcoming special congressional election in Illinois’ District 5, Rahm Emanuel’s former kingdom. She will lose. But not before making the funnies! She was the founder of the Illinois chapter of the Minutemen, because she *hates* the Mexicans. Once in a CNN interview she described John McCain as “just another politician that acts as if he was elected to represent the Mexican government.” Well maybe he was! AND YET, her most delightful comments came under the name “chicagolady” on the Free Republic website, where she wrote hilarious racist blather for five years until being recently outed. Read more on Anonymous Racist Freeper Is Actually… Republican Candidate To Replace Rahm…
  stay classy freepers

McCain-Palin Wingnuts Mourn Obama’s Granny

At least America’s fringe-right conservatives will show a bit of those family values we hear so much about when, say, the Democratic presidential nominee’s ailing grandmother dies, at age 87, right? Right? Oh, sorry, what were we thinking. Happy black president’s day eve, wingnuts. Read more on McCain-Palin Wingnuts Mourn Obama’s Granny…
  r.i.p.

OH THAT IS SAD: Barry’s white grandmother died today. Since this happened one day before the election, we are currently too scared to check out the Free Republic reactions. [Washington Post] Read more on …
  bitter tears

A Children’s Treasury of Wingnut Reactions to Cut-Nut Ashley Todd Confessing Her Racist Fantasy

Let us go where we always go during our Times of National Crisis: to the wingnut comments of our nation’s proud conservative blogs. These people were obviously very angry last night about how this Negroid Monster Obama Staffer nearly murdered the brave 20-year-old white gal from Texas who was working the McCain phone banks in Pittsburgh and only wanted to drive around the scary “Little Italy” neighborhood looking for an ATM but instead drove right to the very heart of the Obama movement, which is a crackhouse full of 15-feet-tall Kenyan monsters who hunt this wretched ghetto looking for McCain bumper stickers, so they can lightly scratch their symbol, a backwards letter “B,” on the cheeks of their Twittering victims. Read more on A Children’s Treasury of Wingnut Reactions to Cut-Nut Ashley Todd Confessing Her Racist Fantasy…
 

Beloved Right-Wing Message Board Demands Bush Impeachment

Members of Free Republic, the beloved wingnut online forum, have a message today for George W. Bush and his great new immigration plan for The Mexicans. They’ve got lots of messages, actually. “We need to have a vote of ‘no confidence’ on Bush,” wrote one commenter. “He just spoke and looked so proud of himself. He couldn’t wipe that crappy grin off his face.” After the jump, we’ll hear from some of the other hundreds of furious “freepers” who just figured out George W. Bush could give a shit what they think. Read more on Beloved Right-Wing Message Board Demands Bush Impeachment…
 

Free Republic Gives Up & Dies

With the Burns/Tester and Macaca/Webb final results a few hours or months away, we thought it was time to take a look at our favorite conservative Message Board and gauge the response. We speak of Free Republic, of course. This particular editor has been a Freeper Fan for 10 years and even attended some of their marches at the U.S. Capitol — OK, I walked by a few of their protests, by accident. Let’s see how they’re taking the beating, after the jump. Read more on Free Republic Gives Up & Dies…
 

Help Us, John Kerry, You’re Our Only Hope

How many Democrats in tight races do you think are calling in mafia hits on Kerry right about now? Johnny boy, you’d best wait out November in the Skull & Bones crypt. The CIA will send the usual security detail. Read more on Help Us, John Kerry, You’re Our Only Hope…