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THIS SINGLE COMMENT FROM SOME FREE REPUBLIC THREAD DESERVES ITS OWN POST: "reaganaut1," upon hearing that Barack Obama wants to impose a small tax on banks to recoup bailout funds, warns: "If Wall Street doesn’t grow a pair of...

Freepers Are Going To Protest Existence Of Muslims By Boycotting Best Buy

OH woah woah woah, Best Buy has wished Muslims a Happy Eid al-Adha, the Islamic festival of sacrifice during which Muslims are traditionally encouraged to donate to charity?? Uhh nice try. Free Republic will boycott Best Buy now, just...

Teabaggers Scared To Death of Being Confused With Negro Protesters

HILARITY: Would-be teabaggers and and other easily duped dingbats are proudly emailing each other wonderful pictures of a million teabaggers crowding the National Mall, but these pictures are actually from the Million Man March of 1997, an event attended...

Freepers Have Feelings Too

If we don't have the F-22, how are we going to fight China, on the Moon? From now on, please refer to Matt Yglesias as the Breeding Male. Thank you. First there was Tom Paine, with his annoying pamphlets....

Wingnut National Review Enrages Wingnuts By Calling Birther Conspiracy a Bunch of Nonsense

It's a good thing National Review isn't a Real American business that need to make money or anything, because otherwise it would go broke after the outrageous decision by its libtard editors to publish a long, detailed and sane...

A Children’s Treasury of Wingnut Responses To Arlen Specter Becoming Gay

The 14 remaining wingnut Republicans are, of course, furious about Muslin-Communist and Pennsylvania shit monster Arlen Specter doing what they always knew he would do, with the becoming a DemonCRAP, because of course his whole plan all along from...

Exciting Congressional Election Determines Next Rahm Emanuel

Several months ago Rahm Emanuel left his post in the House of Representatives and temporarily abandoned his ambitions to become the first nine-and-a-half-fingered Speaker of the House in order to crack skulls for Barack Obama. Today, the specialest of...

A Children’s Treasury Of Freeper Reactions To Obama’s ‘Mooselimb’ Vacation

Barack Obama went to what he fancy-calls a "Muslim-majority" nation today, Turkey, to hock his "legacy assets" under the guise of "reconciliation" after years of "Overseas Contingency Operations." In other words he gave a speech to the Turkish Parliament...

Anonymous Racist Freeper Is Actually… Republican Candidate To Replace Rahm

In early March, a gal named Rosanna Pulido won the Republican primary for the upcoming special congressional election in Illinois' District 5, Rahm Emanuel's former kingdom. She will lose. But not before making the funnies! She was the founder...

McCain-Palin Wingnuts Mourn Obama’s Granny

At least America's fringe-right conservatives will show a bit of those family values we hear so much about when, say, the Democratic presidential nominee's ailing grandmother dies, at age 87, right? Right? Oh, sorry, what were we thinking. Happy...

OH THAT IS SAD: Barry's white grandmother died today. Since this happened one day before the election, we are currently too scared to check out the Free Republic reactions.

A Children’s Treasury of Wingnut Reactions to Cut-Nut Ashley Todd Confessing Her Racist Fantasy

Let us go where we always go during our Times of National Crisis: to the wingnut comments of our nation's proud conservative blogs. These people were obviously very angry last night about how this Negroid Monster Obama Staffer nearly...

Free Republic Gives Up & Dies