Tag: free republic

A Children’s Treasury Of Wingnut Reactions To Harriet Tubman On The $20 Bill

Wingnut America is rather torn on how to react to Wednesday's news that Harriet Tubman will be replacing Andrew Jackson on the front of the $20 bill. The most openly racist nutbags, like the nice volks at the Daily...
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Sarah Palin Endorses Donald Trump For Emperor Of Alaska And Also Too America!

BREAKING NEWS! On Jan. 19, in the year of our gun-totin' Lord 2016, Sarah Palin will saunter out onstage with Donald Trump in Ames, Iowa, where she will caress his beautiful mane and say, "I also too Sarah Palin...

Virginia Journalist Killer Was Black Man, And Wingnuts Are ON IT

By now, you've heard the gruesome news, unless you work at a bar and you're just now getting up. A disgruntled former employee of WDBJ-TV in Roanoke allegedly carried out a plan to murder two of his former colleagues,...

Sorry Wingnuts, You Will Have To Find A Different Lie About Freddie Gray’s Severed Spine

Freddie Gray mysteriously died from a severed spine after being arrested by Baltimore police on April 12, and while the department has yet to issue its report on how that happened -- for now, the official explanation is "dunno,...

Widows, Please Stop Making The Kansas Secretary Of State Sad With Your Vote-Frauding All The Time

Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach is branching out from hating immigrants (he helped draft Arizona's "papers please" immigration law), and is now touting the virtues of the state's restrictive voter ID law, which requires people to present...

Free Republic Deep Thinkers Too Smart For Hillary’s Leftist Mind-Control Agents

OMG guise! They are on to us! A post by "Chickensoup" on Free Republic today has uncovered the ugly truth! Leftists like to control the vocabulary and the discourse. Leftists have decided to amputate the word Clinton from the...

White Man Charged With Hate Crime For ‘Knockout Game’-Style Attack, Wingnuts Furious

The 'knockout game' is over. OK, it was probably never even a real thing in the sense that it was hard to see how it was any different from getting "snuck" by "some idiot" which has been going on...

Separating Fiction From Even Weirder Fiction: A Special Fun Wonkette Quiz About The Weather

Everyone in the online universe has already pointed out that Oklahoma Senator Jim Inhofe (R-Tornado Alley) voted against Hurricane Sandy aid last year but will probably collect sweet sweet government monies for the Oklahoma disaster. (AS WELL HE SHOULD...

Free Republic Geniuses Would Like To Be Part Of England Again, To Escape Socialism

Oh look, some super-brilliant science nerd at the Free Republic has written an Open Letter to the Queen of Englande! It is full of incontrovertible facts, like how we must rejoin the British Empire, because Barack Obama is socialist....

Freepers Excited About Prospects Of New Civil War, Yet Again

Our friends over at Free Republic do not have a lot of confidence that U.S. America can possibly last much longer, what with all the socialism and the welfare and the fiat money and the welfare and the food...

Turk Says Olympics Turning Ladies To Men, Freepers Torn Between Anti-Feminism And Anti-Turkishness

It is a tradition as old as the Olympics itself: Some idiot notices that muscular women and muscular men, being actual members of the same actual species, look somewhat similar to each other, and declares that sports have brought...

Free Republic Fatties Think Obesity Epidemic Is Fake

The proto-teabaggers at America's oldest wingnut web forum have carefully considered this whole "obesity epidemic" thing -- and they've decided it's all a hoax. If there are so many obese people everywhere, then wouldn't everybody be fat? Oh, everybody's...

Handy Photo Key For Crazy Oval Office Photoshop

Here's the latest wacky photoshop going around the wingnut blogs: It's the Oval Office, but full of hilarious socialist iconography and some old-fashioned racist fun. Can you identify the hundred things added to this image to amuse jobless old...

Freepers Just Brainstorming Some GOP Marketing Ideas, That’s All

Let's see let's see what will make Americans realize that getting some basic assurances of health care in this country is a super-bad & extra-terrible thing? Uhh ... health insurance for poor people causes delayed meeting with the Lord Jesus,...

Freepers So Angry They Will Burn Toast At You!

The latest "put a food item in the mail to Washington, DC in order to send a strongly worded message to whomever" stunt involves ... a cooked bread thing! Note that bread does not appear even once in the...

Texas + Military Guy + Shotgun = America 2010

Today's "U.S. military guy attacks U.S. military base in U.S.A." story comes from Texas, as usual. Some airman was apprehended just before he shot up a residence building at Sheppard Air Force Base just outside of Wichita Falls. Nothing...