Tag Archives: free food

  food/booze news!

Cocktail Parties, Cooking Demos, Cheese Shop Openings

Wednesday, March 11: In honor of the upcoming National Cherry Blossom festival, Washington Life magazine is throwing the annual Pink Tie Cocktail Party, which means not only will you be emasculated for wearing a pink tie, you will feel personally humiliated at your own Poorness when you find out that the tickets are $150. But! There will be cherry-themed food and drinks from all your favorite local restaurants. [National Cherry Blossom Festival] Read more on Cocktail Parties, Cooking Demos, Cheese Shop Openings… Read more on Cocktail Parties, Cooking Demos, Cheese Shop Openings…
  food/booze news!

Drinks For People Interested In Veganism & ‘Fun’

Thursday, Feb. 12: DC Vegan is hosting an event at the Science Club to connect with vegans in the community. You don’t have to be a vegan to go, but, as their website says, you should have an interest in “animal rights” and “a little after-work fun.” Cash bar, 7PM. [DC Vegan Drinks] Read more on Drinks For People Interested In Veganism & ‘Fun’… Read more on Drinks For People Interested In Veganism & ‘Fun’…
  freedom of choice

Free Abortion Donuts On Demand!

Krispy Kreme wants to help you celebrate Barack Obama’s inauguration by giving you a donut! Obviously this is a metaphor for abortion. Read their shocking press release after the jump. Read more on Free Abortion Donuts On Demand!…
 

Patronize an Intern

Good news, unpaid child slaves of The Hill: folks are lookin’ out for you! Specifically, dangerous hippie folks. First, we received an email from “Campus Progress” announcing their 2nd Annual Intern Free Food-a-Thon. Read more on Patronize an Intern…
 

Gossip Roundup: Ricky Chicken, Sally Salad Announce Separation

Yeas and Nays: Vernon Jordan calls and demands that Nathan’s (G’town) bring chilidogs out to his car as he drives by… Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg will preside over a mock trial involving Henrik Ibsen characters. Former theater students, law students equally appalled. [Examiner] Read more on Gossip Roundup: Ricky Chicken, Sally Salad Announce Separation…
 

Hill Staffers Eligible to Receive Hot Beef Injections

There’s an email going around the Hill inviting people to a beef tasting. Tastings actually. They’re free, they’re open to the public and all you have to do is “rate the meat on juiciness, flavor, and overall likeability.” We did the same with boyfriends. Details after the jump. Read more on Hill Staffers Eligible to Receive Hot Beef Injections…