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We are SO HYPED for this hot new Christian flick, Persecuted. Look at the high-profile cast: Dean Stockwell! Fox's Gretchen Carlson! Motherfucking Fred Thompson....

Dadgum bumblebee-belchin' hoopdy bumbler mcdoo Fred Thompson, the former Senator who was convinced to "run for president" in 2008 because he drove a pick-up...

Because only half the country is still freaking out about the 9/11 Mosk, media outlets have decided to concoct a new and even more...

Oh, Dipshit Magoo! Why would Saddam Hussein give a speech announcing the end of U.S. combat operations in Iraq? That is extremely difficult to...

Rick Santorum has been in Iowa a lot lately, so obviously he is running for president, but he doesn't really want to. The people...

Dipshit Magoo returns! And this time he is mumbling on about his worst nightmare: Barack Obama will order a CIA coup d'état to depose...

Lux Interior once sang that “Life is short/ Filled with stuff.” That aphorism might apply to communists and homosexuals, but it hardly describes the...

Haw haw, Dipshit Magoo Fred Thompson should be the next comedian-senator and then Al Franken could retire and focus on his art, you know,...

Oh look, senior citizens, here's your friend Fred Thompson. Do you want to get some extra cash and block your children from inheriting your...

Esteemed man of letters Fred "#ftrs" Thompson drove a Folksy Truck of the People long before Scott Brown ever drove his pants-free pickup all...

THE REVIEWS ARE COMING IN, AND FRED THOMPSON'S BOOK IS REALLY OBNOXIOUS: Prominent banking pamphlet The Wall Street Journal has reviewed failed presidential savior...

It is still Memoir Season for all Republicans who had any power or influence whatsoever between 2001 and 2009. Meanwhile, Fred Thompson is also...

Get it? GET IT? Do you understand this joke. See, the other tennis person got good information out of Janet Napolitano after she injured...

Have we even posted about the comical NY-23 special congressional election yet? Don't think so! Fortunately lazy Hollywood dandy Fred "Dipshit McGoo" Thompson, who...

In the name of Her Majesty and the Continental Congress! According to some sort of 'Save Glenn Beck' online petition, Americans overwhelmingly chose WALMART...

The Twitters broke for a while today, or yesterday, who gives a shit, but once things became operational again, fat retarded donkey Fred Thompson...

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