May 27, 2012
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10 Reasons Why George W. Bush Was Such A Very Successful President
by Ken Layne 12:23 am January 13, 2009
When George W. Bush Junior started that goddamned whining during his Last Press Conference, we wanted to crawl through the television screen and throttle him, right there, while he was still technically president. Tragically, current television technology doesn’t allow this type of full-immersion interactive Wii hate — hurry up, digital teevee! — so we’re still [...]
Nicolle Wallace Will Not Be Thrown Under The Bus
by Sara K. Smith 1:30 pm October 29, 2008
The Republican equivalent of being sent to the gulag is babysitting Sarah Palin, and this thankless task has fallen to former Bush staffer and current McCain employee Nicolle Wallace. What unspeakable sin did Wallace commit in order to be saddled with this terrible burden? Only History will tell. But for now she insists it is [...]
McCain Campaign Hates Bill Kristol For Making Them Put Dumb Lady On Ticket
by Jim Newell 3:37 pm October 16, 2008
Over the summer, John McCain had three finalists for his vice presidential selection. The first was Connecticut alien shit demon and known old virgin Sen. Joe Lieberman, who McCain wanted because they share the same ideology: Bomb Everyone, Otherwise, Who Cares? The second was Sarah Palin, an autistic lady governor from the Arctic who is [...]
Republicans Continue To Call America A Bunch Of Unemployed Whining Serfs
by Jim Newell 4:35 pm July 11, 2008
Jesus, we almost feel sorry for John McCain having to deal with these hacks on the right who are agreeing with Phil Gramm’s characterization of America as a “nation of whiners.” Here’s Fred Barnes, executive editor of Bill Kristol’s Weekly Standard, calling Gramm’s comments “straight talk” and saying that American’s are “whining all the way [...]
Grumpy George Will, Grinning James Carville, Grunty Fred Barnes
by Ken Layne 1:00 pm February 8, 2008
Wonk’d: Come With Me Mockingbird, If You Want To Live
by Alex Pareene 4:01 pm December 22, 2006
