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Court Strikes Down Oklahoma’s Sinister Ban of Sharia Law
Oklahoma’s 10th Circuit Court of Appeals struck down Oklahoma’s proposed amendment to ban the use of Sharia law in the state Tuesday, helping to catapult this evil maneuver into oblivion. The court’s ruling upheld a lower court’s 2011 decision to block the amendment, which received 70 percent support when it was passed in a 2010 [...]
Furry Sex Creep Oregon Democrat Is Your New Anthony Weiner
Who wants to hear about boring old “debt ceiling” issues such as old people being pushed into landfills because of no more money? What America needs is a Way To Laugh Again, and it got that bouquet of clown farts Sunday night as Madame Ex-Speaker Nancy Pelosi called for an official inquisition against Oregon’s best-loved [...]
Heroic Nevada Man Sues DMV For Palin License Plate
Sure, maybe we can’t all spend five trillion dollars on spray paint to make the family trailer look like Sarah Palin’s Magic Crazy School Bus, but shouldn’t we, as Americans, be able to make small improvements to our vehicles, to honor Sarah and her Race to Nowhere? Isn’t “Vanity Plate Freedom” part of the First [...]
David Vitter Disciple Cons Babysitters Into Changing His Diapers
An Oklahoma City man did a perfect imitation of Republican Senator David Vitter by pretending to be autistic and hiring babysitters to change his poopy diapers while he “became sexually aroused.” Apparently you just put an ad on the Oklahoma version of Craigslist and say your “autistic son” needs a babysitter and then you just [...]
Sarah Palin Will Run For President If Nobody Else ‘Steps Up’
“The Politico” comes through with the latest hot Sarah Palin scoop: Sarah Palin was on teevee (this is obviously not the “scoop”) — on Fox News, to be exact (wait for it …) — and announced, between deep sighs and painful wheezy sounds, that she would be forced to run for president if no one [...]
John Boehner Was Born Orange
Does John Boehner really expect us to believe that he was born Oompa Loompa Orange? “I have never been in a tanning bed or used a tanning product.” – House Minority Leader John Boehner (R), in an interview with the Wall Street Journal, “addressing a perennial source of jokes” about his dark complexion. Okay, we [...]
Chuck Grassley’s Manic Twitter Behavior Is Ruining His Marriage
We all know what happens when Chuck Grassley isn’t sleeping or unconscious: He uploads, uh, “bytes” to his Twitter Page. Mrs. Barbara Grassley has had enough. But every time she asks her husband politely, “Don’t you think you’ve done enough of that Twitter stuff for one day? Also, what does ‘doRITE’ even mean?” he just [...]
Paulbaggers Finally Rip Off Hobbit Movie For Obvious Purpose
Political perfection has been attained: A Paultard somewhere loaned his VHS recording of Peter Jackson’s Misty Mountain Hop from the TNT basic-cable channel to a Teabagger with a big idea: Somehow, hobbits is about Obama, the black person. Merry fucking christmas. [YouTube via "Rev. Peter"]
Bill and Hillary’s Creepy Neighborhood of Murder
Mitt Romney Gets ‘Vanilla Steamer’ … And Refuses To Pay For It
What the Fuck Is Wrong With Rudy Giuliani?
Cheney Now Dumping His Victims In Washington State
Fascist Gay Abortionist Also a Furry
Today’s Bigot: Al Sharpton
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