All right, he doesn’t quite appear to be a completely broken man, but here at last is a shot of the proto-indicted Scooter Libby making his way through a phalanx of superbig cars with the same grim determination he doubtless brought to the two-hour St. Regis sessions with Judy Miller. And seriously, we wish the plucky aide a speedy recovery. Those jumpsuits are a bitch to get on over a cast. — HOLLY MARTINS

A loyal reader writes in that Das Scooter has been spotted on a pair of crutches. Alas, there appears to be no photographic confirmation of this at present. Nevertheless, aforementioned loyal reader supplies yet more irresponsible speculation surrounding the Plame case, to wit:

Top 5 reasons Libby on crutches

5. Tried to take out frustrations on family dog and got bitten.

4. Got frustrated and kicked office safe after learning combination changed.

3. Tripped down basement stairs while carrying documents to home shredder.

2. Transparently faking injury in hopeless sympathy plea.

1. Twisted ankle in shower portion of prison orientation tour.

A good start, but we have–in no particular order–more after the jump –HOLLY MARTINS

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