Tag: fraud

Trump’s Cabinet Off The Damn Rails

You don't have to be crazy to work there, but... OK, you actually DO have to be crazy.
He seems the polar opposite of nice

Pharma Douche Martin Shkreli Maybe Going To Jail, Definitely Going To Hell

Sadly, exile to Mars penal colony not yet an option.

They Blinded All The Science. Wonkagenda For Mon., July 3, 2017

Ted Cruz secretly starts CruzCare, Chris Christie beaches himself, and Josh Groban schools Trumpkin Twitter trolls.

Poor Wells Fargo Bankers Have To Give Back (Some) Fraud $$$. How Will They Even Live?

They say the hand is invisible so you can't see it doing obscene things

This Woman Is An Asshole

It's a lot easier to cure cancer with a natural diet if you don't have cancer in the first place.
happy holidays

Wells Fargo Apologizing For All The Fraud By Killing Customer Lawsuits

Wells Fargo SO regrets that its terrible local bankers stole from its customers by setting up unauthorized accounts for them, replete with all those yummy fees. The old CEO is sorry. The new CEO is sorry. Everyone is fucking...

Story Of Mob-Run Fake ‘U.S. Embassy’ In Ghana Would Make A Pretty Good Movie, We Bet

A fake U.S. Embassy operating for ten years? What's not to like about this as a movie premise?
Neither a gentleman nor a scholar

Donald Trump Wins Trump University Lawsuits, Has To Pay Out $25 Million For Some Reason

The man who never settles has settled. Probably because he loves America so much.

Donald Trump, Flaccid Man Of Chinese Steel: Yr Corporate Roundup

All your Corporate Malfeasance in one easy bite!
The eyes seem to follow your wallet around the room

How Can Hillary Clinton Defend Her Foundation When It Hasn’t Bought Any Snazzy Art?

You want to compare foundations, Donald? Let's compare foundations.
don't you dare make me come down there

Elizabeth Warren Will Rip Off SEC Chair’s Head, Sh*t Down Her Neck

Elizabeth Warren has had it with government agencies cozying up to the corporations they're support to regulate.

Trump Foundation Funds Helped Trump Win Political Support, Kneepad Receipts Still Not Found

More hinky 'charitable' donations from the Trump Foundation? We are almost out of feathers with which to be knocked over.

New York Attorney General Tells Trump Foundation To STFU, Only All Legal Like

This is somehow Hillary Clinton's fault, don't you think?
please raise your wronged hand

Everybody So Mean To Poor, Criminal Wells Fargo. Thank God Mitch McConnell Is Making It Right!

It wasn't long ago when Wells Fargo purged its payrolls of industrious retail bankers who opened up unauthorized accounts for their customers. Following government investigations, Wells Fargo, which totally didn't know about any of this, they swear, fired thousands...
Definitely not Red.

New York Republicans Elect Dead Guy In Primary Election, Because It’s 2016, Isn’t It?

Hillary Clinton is alive and down in the polls; this guy is dead and a winner.

Walmart And Coca Cola Team Up For 2016’s Best 9/11 Tribute!

9/11 turns fifteen this weekend. In honor of this occasion, a Florida Walmart wants you to celebrate the tragedy's Quinceanera with cases of Coca-Cola sugar water. Here's our "synergy" of the week: In an attempt to honor a local firefighters'...