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Your Weekly Top Ten Can’t Stop Laughing At Sad Numbnuts James O’Keefe

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Who Wants To Watch Frank Luntz’s Trump-Hatin’ Focus Group LOSE ITS SHIT? (ME! ME! I DO!)

Be like this awesome focus group, and #RESIST!

Donald Trump Would Rather Fly Around In His Solid Gold Jet Than In Air Force One, Which Has Black All Over It

Donald Trump is Tweeting about airplanes. Why the hell is Donald Trump tweeting about airplanes?

Gov. Nikki Haley Wishes Donald Trump Wouldn’t Act So Ugly To The Minorities, Bless His Heart

She doesn't think Trump or his supporters are actually racist or anything, heck no, why would you say that?

Fox News Focus Group So Mad They Can’t Do Racism In Public Any More

Shocking news: Republican primary voters are secretly (OK, not-so-secretly) incredibly racist! We're shocked! Are you shocked?! OK, we're not that shocked. You probably forgot about Sausage Golem Frank Luntz and his long, storied career of making shit up for GOP...

Archbishop Steve King Lectures Pope On How To Catholic Good

Iowa congressmelon Steve King is a Catholic, and as a concerned member of the most strictly hierarchical religious institution on the planet, he'd like to take the opportunity to set Pope Francis straight about a few points of Catholic...

Republicans Plotting To Take Away Your Freedom To Make America Great Again

Everyone knows the Demoncrat Party is the party of Latino vote frauding and election rigging -- usually with mind control. So here's a neat twist! This time, it's Republicans who want to rig the next election in a certain...

Donald Trump Already President Of All You Overrated Losers

So that "debate" thingie last night, you saw it, yes? Where nine of America's biggest losers pulled out their gruesome dick junk and showed it to Fox News's Megyn Kelly and Bret Baier on live television, but nobody was...
Who ya got?

Donald Trump YOOOOGE Fan Of God And Those Little Jesus Crackers

We have been so busy LOLing and WTFing over Donald Trump's attack on John McCain for being a fake war hero, with his weak-assed POWing, because Trump "like people that weren’t captured," that we almost forgot to tell you...
Just put a Band-Aid on it, don't be so weak and unprofessional.

Donald Trump Can’t Believe People Don’t Like His Straight Talk On Loser POWs

Just in case you hadn't heard about Donald Trump's very special weekend shitshow, he had a terrible horrible no-good very bad Saturday at the Family Leadership Summit in Ames, Iowa, where he made the mistake of talking smack about...
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Now It Is Ted Cruz Who Is Poor Persecuted Galileo, And Climate Scientists Are The Church

In a bravura performance Tuesday, Ted Cruz crammed an astonishing number of lies about global warming into four minutes of a longer interview with Texas Tribune reporter Jay Root. It was really pretty impressive! Cruz asserted that "we should...

How Will ‘Orwellian’ Hero Pollster Frank Luntz ‘Luntz-Up’ Sportsball?

GOP pollster Frank Luntz is the kind of hired gun political hack who can, with a straight face, say stuff like: "To be 'Orwellian' is to speak with absolute clarity, to be succinct, to explain what the event is,...

Frank Luntz Is Really Sad About Partisan Corrupt Traitor Obama Dividing America

What a sad time it is to be wingnut muppet Frank Luntz. It seems that all these years of soaking in the corrosive environment of national politics have left the communications genius adrift in an existential midlife crisis. While...

Study: Republicans Oppose ‘Assisted Suicide,’ Cool With ‘Painless End Of Life’

Look, Democrats have a lot going for them right now. There’s our “flashy” President B. Barry Bamz and his healthcare law that can’t possibly be as bad as Republicans have spent the last half a decade derping that it...

Frank Luntz Caught Telling Truth, Has Totally Mature Reaction

Frank Luntz, a man so morally upright he once took money in exchange for helping Pat Buchanan attempt to get elected president, has made his bones by studying the ways language can be used to generate emotional responses with...

We Might Agree With Frank Luntz About Something, Possibly, But Probably Not

And they say Christmas comes but once a year. Is this is a stopped-clock-is-right-twice-a-day thing though? Possibly! Also it is a no-brainer, but still, we agree with Frank Luntz about something so we will note it because this is...